Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
Trooth 13
Don't you dare take anything that jerk said to heart! For every person that tries to bring you down, there's 100 more who are rooting for you, as should be proof by the comments on here. Keep up the good work!!!
Dumbledora 9
People who get pleasure of out other people's pain and sorrow are just plain sick!! Wait a sec...............
DaMann360 19
God bless America
PippiLee123 7
That's horrible. Try to ignore idiots OP!
FML_Elle 17
There are so many FMLs like this what is wrong with the world. Sometimes I wish those kinds of people would have to swap bodies with a fat person for a day like in freaky Friday and then they get teased so they know how horrible it feels.
rkdstp1995 25
well screw that dickhole! keep going out on jogs and show him whose boss! go OP go!
MilkyFilmz 26
Hope he speeds off a cliff.
lilk24 4
People are such assholes nowadays! Don't listen to them
isisorchid 16
This is exactly why I don't exercise outdoors anymore. I've even had things thrown at me. :( People are assholes.
skittyskatbrat 19
I read a wonderful little article on how to deal with asswipes like that. Take a camera with you and snap some pictures, then upload them onto a blog to show people what a lowlife that person is. Or put a video of him being a public douchebag on Youtube. Guess who we want to ridicule? The person IN A CAR making fun of the person who is EXERCISING. What a lump of worthless he is! So, share it...the rest of the world can enjoy pointing fingers and laughing at someone who is richly deserving. BTW, YOU ROCK.