Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
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randomguy76
| 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
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King_paradox
| 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
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Googolman
| 29
I bet your hair was no match for that match.
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TanJew
| 10
Very punny of you ;) I guess you could say OP was a LITle upset.
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Vickeh
| 15
Burn baby burn... disco inferno
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
*Burn baby burn, that hobo's a pyro.
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King_paradox
| 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
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MrConcise
| 34
Let's hope it was the hair on OP's head, fire crotch also comes to mind.
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jazzy_123
| 20
no, let's hope OP didn't have hairspray in her hair
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hekinokuroihi
| 20
Maybe he's a pyromaniac and that's why he's homeless?
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thevelociraptor
| 31
I'm not homeless (:
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Meettitan
| 14
Damn dude, did you just get laid?
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thevelociraptor
| 31
I meant I'm a pyro and not homeless, gosh.
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cole_tyler42
| 21
Should have let him do it. Then you could light him on fire using your hair.
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randomguy76
| 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
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arachnophile
| 13
I feel there's a lot more to this story that we need to know.
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randomguy76
| 14
There really isn't much left to tell, OP's hair was used as a unique substitute for firewood.
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arachnophile
| 13
I guess I'm curious if OP was just standing there and the homeless guy tried to do it, or if OP was approached with the opportunity to be kindling before an attempt was made.
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trex454
| 21
whats to know? homeless people get bored too. they just cant afford to watch netflix on the couch. so 20 minutes of someone running around screaming "my hair is on fire!!!" is the best thing they got
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Darkness_Hate
| 29
Some people just want to see the world burn.
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XxXBadAshXxX
| 27
Or people
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vikky538
| 28
or just hair....
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netflixislove
| 32
Hopefully he didn't succeed
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trex454
| 21
hopefully he did. and someone video taped it.
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nicolemf4
| 13
"She's just a girl and she's on fire, hotter than a fantasy..."
I'm sorry, hope you're ok
I'm sorry, hope you're ok