By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 971
You deserved it 2 675

Same thing different taste

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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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I bet your hair was no match for that match.

Very punny of you ;) I guess you could say OP was a LITle upset.

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

Let's hope it was the hair on OP's head, fire crotch also comes to mind.

jazzy_123 20

no, let's hope OP didn't have hairspray in her hair

Should have let him do it. Then you could light him on fire using your hair.

randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

I feel there's a lot more to this story that we need to know.

randomguy76 14

There really isn't much left to tell, OP's hair was used as a unique substitute for firewood.

I guess I'm curious if OP was just standing there and the homeless guy tried to do it, or if OP was approached with the opportunity to be kindling before an attempt was made.

whats to know? homeless people get bored too. they just cant afford to watch netflix on the couch. so 20 minutes of someone running around screaming "my hair is on fire!!!" is the best thing they got

"She's just a girl and she's on fire, hotter than a fantasy..." I'm sorry, hope you're ok