By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

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King_paradox 22
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Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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Googolman 29
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I bet your hair was no match for that match.

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TanJew 10
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Very punny of you ;) I guess you could say OP was a LITle upset.

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Vickeh 15
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Burn baby burn... disco inferno

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ComoEsJuan 24
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*Burn baby burn, that hobo's a pyro.

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King_paradox 22
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Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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MrConcise 34
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Let's hope it was the hair on OP's head, fire crotch also comes to mind.

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jazzy_123 20

no, let's hope OP didn't have hairspray in her hair

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hekinokuroihi 20
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Maybe he's a pyromaniac and that's why he's homeless?

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thevelociraptor 31
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I'm not homeless (:

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Meettitan 14
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Damn dude, did you just get laid?

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thevelociraptor 31
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I meant I'm a pyro and not homeless, gosh.

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cole_tyler42 21
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Should have let him do it. Then you could light him on fire using your hair.

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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

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arachnophile 13
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I feel there's a lot more to this story that we need to know.

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randomguy76 14

There really isn't much left to tell, OP's hair was used as a unique substitute for firewood.

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arachnophile 13
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I guess I'm curious if OP was just standing there and the homeless guy tried to do it, or if OP was approached with the opportunity to be kindling before an attempt was made.

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trex454 21
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whats to know? homeless people get bored too. they just cant afford to watch netflix on the couch. so 20 minutes of someone running around screaming "my hair is on fire!!!" is the best thing they got

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Darkness_Hate 29
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Some people just want to see the world burn.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Or people

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vikky538 28
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or just hair....

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netflixislove 32
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Hopefully he didn't succeed

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trex454 21
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hopefully he did. and someone video taped it.

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nicolemf4 13
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"She's just a girl and she's on fire, hotter than a fantasy..." I'm sorry, hope you're ok

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