x3jmac27

About X3jmac27

Smiling every day of my life? Happy I can spend every day of my life with you. Fall ? Winter ❄ 20 Oregon.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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X3jmac27's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 December 2013 00:51 / United States - Buffalo

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By not getting laid / Sunday 13 October 2013 14:38 / United States - San Antonio

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Beiber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it