I think this is because of some unidentified neurotoxic pollutant in the atmosphere causing people to do stupid shit like this

I would think your on to something... But unfortunately I can't blame humanities stupidity on neurotoxins or disease or anything of the sort, sum uf us jus ain't smrt enuff

I wonder if you could file for simple assault here...

Why are you always first?

because I'm just that awesome

people just like to do that shit all the time. they will be in the wrong but strongly believe in the "customer is always right" bullshit.

Whoever came up with "the customer is always right", must have never worked a day in retail. Thank God we don't have that in Ireland.

WHO DOESN'T LIKE SALT

Yeah! But wherever service food, there are plenty of complaint.

@3, The wrong people are breeding. That's what's wrong with people today.

However, I should also point out that people unqualified to be parents have always existed. The wrong people breeding is what has always been wrong with the world.

Some people just have no clue!

In her eyes

"HERE'S YOUR FUCKIN SALT BITCH" *chucks salt shaker at said bitch*

And get fired.. Great advice, champ

Just shove her. Don't tolerate shit from people. You can't be reprimanded for defending yourself.

@54 I wish that was true!!

@58 Ahhh America, the land where a redneck wannabecop can racially profile a kid and follow him down then shoot him when the kid tries to fend him off, but a woman can't fight back after having food and china plate thrown at her face. If I were you guys I would escape to Canada. Good thing I'm Aussie though :D

Since she is slug-like in personality, throwing salt will work out nicely... if you know what I mean ;)

that's what we call assault

No, just a bit twisted...