Health: Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly... - FML

By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 16:32 - Russian Federation

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By sad45 - 15/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 3 September 2010 11:48

if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.

theprey 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:26

tell her if she shuts the **** up right now it will get rid of her black eye.

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taytoc 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:34

did u buy it

Kate1453 6

Monday 26 September 2011 6:42

Damn thats harsh!

robertlovespi 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:55

Next time yell out loud that if she got a proper education, it would help her crappy job at the mall selling acne products problem.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 20 August 2012 3:38

Same thing happened to me. Except it was at a car convention, and she whispered it. On a headset.

Stefanie88 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 2:45

SInce when is it okay to be rude and point out people's flaws that way>?

aarikatexas 12

Friday 31 May 2013 20:44

And that's when id say "at least i can get rid of my acne. nothing can fix your ugly ass."

yusa5 3

Monday 6 January 2014 21:07

mostly foreign people tend to do that to/ around me. it makes me furious.

Samuel5463 12

Monday 15 December 2014 17:40

I feel you

MisUnFortunate 31

Monday 15 December 2014 21:45

Some girl selling hair straighteners in the mall here offered to straighten my hair and I sat there for 5 minutes while she did my hair and made comments about how fat my face is.

purplegold 19

Sunday 8 March 2015 11:20

I need her to do better....

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