Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.
theprey 0
tell her if she shuts the **** up right now it will get rid of her black eye.
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Comments (35)
PurpleMyth 28
everyone on earth will have acne at some point in their lives. I don't know how bad your acne is, but don't use expensive products too much. Washing your face with hot water before you go to bed and after doing anything that makes you sweat is my advice. Good luck Op.
dickgamestrong 9
I mean if you have acne you can't exactly expect people not to see it.. She's just trying to sell anyway. All kiosk workers are obnoxious
thatonetribute 31
Yeah, that's happened to me. They're vultures, trying to sell you crap and nick your money.