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What justifies getting so drunk you want to hook up with any living thing you see? YDI
I guess it seems you're drawn to girls of a type.
yeah douche
Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.
You should probably pay more attention to your girlfriends and her life rather than just using her for the sex.
did she find out?
Wow. You should of told your girlfriend!
words cannot describe how much exactly you suck, but hopefully someday we'll get close. still, you're a complete douchebag and I hope the girl you hooked up with has syphilis.
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Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.
Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.