FML : Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when...

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Sunday 11 January 2009 19:13 / United States

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By Jason_fml | 0

#6636 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:17

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

By Tri_fml | 5

#6866 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:50

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before fucking around. Douchebag.

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By b023d | 0

#173 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:17

bl :( you shouldn't have done it but still... that sucks

FYL_hardd | 0

#1037538 - Sunday 20 June 2010 21:44

ydi, even if drunk, you shouldnt cheat on your gf.

caligurls | 0

#1073410 - Thursday 8 July 2010 8:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

182crazyking | 9

#2271673 - Thursday 31 March 2011 8:16

What justifies getting so drunk you want to hook up with any living thing you see? YDI

ntherewas1 | 11

#3486603 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:06

I guess it seems you're drawn to girls of a type.

By cbahh | 0

#4726 - Saturday 21 February 2009 4:35

Karma, friend.

By Jason_fml | 0

#6636 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:17

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

happypenguin7293 | 0

#1914827 - Friday 31 December 2011 23:23

yeah douche

By Tri_fml | 5

#6866 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:50

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before fucking around. Douchebag.

By Jimmy_fml | 0

#7295 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 22:17

You should probably pay more attention to your girlfriends and her life rather than just using her for the sex.

By Iron_and_Wine | 0

#17361 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:54

Why not avoid cheating altogether? You deserved that one.

By 802_CRU | 0

#20517 - Sunday 8 March 2009 2:06

did she find out?

By HyperFlirt | 0

#21015 - Sunday 8 March 2009 7:04

Wow. You should of told your girlfriend!

By pewp | 5

#24434 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 17:56

life's a b*tch, and so are you.

sukatlife | 0

#1359250 - Monday 6 September 2010 9:08

^ win

By Patman1012 | 0

#29119 - Friday 13 March 2009 1:49

words cannot describe how much exactly you suck, but hopefully someday we'll get close.

still, you're a complete douchebag and I hope the girl you hooked up with has syphilis.

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