Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.
theprey 0
tell her if she shuts the **** up right now it will get rid of her black eye.
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Comments (35)
cindylock 0
something similar happened to me once. Urgh!
pajamurao 0
I don't get why this is bad. it happens to people all the time, not just epic fail
Chocolate_Chunk 2
if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.
Poepiepiesie 3
Keep in mind that even when you buy it, it won't give her a diploma. She is tied to this job until she is 70 or so.
theprey 0
tell her if she shuts the **** up right now it will get rid of her black eye.
Boomi 39
Bwahahah! Made my night right here!
ForeverAndADay12 0
WTF. People like that don't understand. And some people commenting : Its ******* awful. Having to go around every single day knowing that it's there and people are thinking about it when they see you. And most of the time there's really not much you can do about it. I've tried so hard and I still have it. What a BITCH.
Ikz_Hustler 9
Ugh... stupid bitch! =@
babyblue666 1
ask if there is money back guarentee. if not then it doesnt work
xgirlofglassx 4
I get that, but I don't understand why this is an FML. Sure, it sucks that she would point it out like that, but the acne had been on OP's face in the first. The lady in the mall and the TSA guy didn't put it there.
heyitsrachel98 0
she seriously thought that would encourage you to buy it? bitch!