Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
uwishucouldfyl 0
what ofbthe third boob is growing out of her normal boob and thanks op for walking around topless
Mamabeth 0
Hot!
thepsychobilly 0
I don't even want to know why your boob was out...
misfitSuperStar 0
It stung her THROUGH her shirt!!! Stop being perverted thinking op just sashays around topless!! Go make a sammich!! ;)
MrFerret 0
Wats wrong with topless? this is America we do wat the **** we want and if it's not America then ur probably makin our shit so yea go America
deebo77 0
weird. I do have a third breast!
hakukunai2 0
Suuucks for you. Your supposed to wear clothes!
ily1210 10
lmfao thats really funny
qtbabe127 22
question? why were you outside naked? ydi.
ZombieBrutality 0
haha owned:)
DinoJr69 0
It can't look like a third breast if it's on your nipple. it would just make one look bigger than the other. idiot.
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope they make bras for ppl with 3 breasts.