FML : Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth...

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Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shinee / Sunday 15 August 2010 16:05 / Singapore

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By Yarrachel | 16

#1248378 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:09

Wow, what a bitch, you should actually poison her next time.

By Guuurlplease | 0

#1248407 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:13

shank her ass

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By Yarrachel | 16

#1248378 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:09

Wow, what a bitch, you should actually poison her next time.

The_grumpy_bear | 0

#1248411 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:13

Wicked step-mother?

SeanFredrick | 3

#1248444 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:16

Op, only cook for someone when you actually know how to. YDI

And learn to test food before giving it out.

WTF_FML_FTW | 0

#1248470 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:17

you were really trying to poison her.

nyrangers1022 | 6

#1248480 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:18

maybe they didnt taste good, or shes evil...shes prob cheatin on ur dad anyway

Cupcakeshizz | 0

#1248503 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:19

make a house out of candy then lure evil cookie hating step mothers in and...well i dunno past that...

azn_pridee69 | 0

#1248519 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:19

LOL. shinee as in SHINee?
anyway fyl

WTF_FML_FTW | 0

#1248591 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:28

haha fuck puns.

Schizomaniac | 24

#1248608 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:29

Hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa..What's with the animosity, Ignorance?

ellielovesyuh | 0

#1248615 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:30

awh that's a bit harsh:/

Freeze_fml | 16

#1248661 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:39

Keep trying, #30.

redoxy_fml | 0

#1248666 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:39

You can pull a Black Christmas and turn her in to cookies :P sick movie

WhyTheFace4 | 0

#1248706 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:46

if you're going to poison her do it with a poisoned apple...pie.

WhyTheFace4 | 0

#1248738 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:50

Disney ftw?

Schizomaniac | 24

#1248741 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:50

That's not a nice thing to say 44.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1248747 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:51

#44 is not up here.

To reply to a comment, you click reply ON the comment, not on some random one and hope it works out. It's a complicated process.

Schizomaniac | 24

#1248782 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:58

I'm working on it, man. I see I have entered this cruel world of FML.

FML: Where your every flaw will be brutally exploited.

mistired | 0

#1248799 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:59

your beautiful :)

MyNameIsInvictus | 0

#1248821 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:04

damn you got a bitch step mom like Cinderella.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#1248834 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:05

lmao poor schitzomaniac

Schizomaniac | 24

#1248855 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:11

I know :(
Chances are, this comment will end up in some random spot and Freeze will be all over it.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1248884 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:16

where be my cookies op? next time go to walmart buy cookies heat em up in the microwave and tell her they were handmade. But as stupid as you are, you'd prolly screw that up too.

Also, freeze, don't criticize people for where their comments show up, cuz it's probably not their fault.

Schizomaniac | 24

#1248895 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:18

You're right. And seemingly so, I did :D. I had to use the computer though, because when I press the button on my iPhone it throws the comment in any random spot and people call me stupid D:

Freeze_fml | 16

#1248907 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:21

It works fine for me on my iPhone.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1248937 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:26

Good for you.

Schizomaniac | 24

#1249116 - Monday 16 August 2010 1:01

Schizomaniac | 24

#1249124 - Monday 16 August 2010 1:03

Brittney_E | 0

#1249169 - Monday 16 August 2010 1:16

i love your choice of words.
it makes me speechless.

heynow00wellthen | 0

#1249719 - Monday 16 August 2010 3:18

She sounds like a really nice step mom. =P
Time to get some cookbooks and become the next Betty Crocker.

spaceboyftw | 0

#1249734 - Monday 16 August 2010 3:23

ydi for trying to poison that poor woman on her bday. next time do it the day after. fyl

Mattsta123 | 5

#1250567 - Monday 16 August 2010 7:05

you used salt instead of sugar didn't you

mondochill | 0

#1250771 - Monday 16 August 2010 7:56

lmfao I love ur pic!!

mells105 | 0

#1251665 - Monday 16 August 2010 11:39

you should put visine in her drink it'll make her instantly shit her pants no joke XD that's what my cousin did to her stepmom at a barbeque

SenoraC | 0

#1256049 - Tuesday 17 August 2010 8:21

Haha what a hypocrite.

Rayan8D | 0

#1261615 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 7:48

I agree with you.

starberries | 0

#1613807 - Thursday 28 October 2010 3:07

122, Visine is actually toxic and you can kill people that way. Your cousin is lucky her stepmom didn't have a worse reaction.

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2222940 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:39

she sounds like a bitch. don't try to be nice to her anymore, she's not worth your time.

Spazz420 | 7

#4249353 - Monday 2 April 2012 15:26

I bet u the cookies were fine and she's just a huge bitch

By happyk | 0

#1248396 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:11

Maybe when you burned your hand, you left some skin behind in the cookie batter.

Enderfish | 0

#1248863 - Monday 16 August 2010 0:15

Just remember times like these when its time to find her a nursing home. Payback's a bitch.

By numbers878 | 8

#1248398 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:11

I would get one and force her to eat it.

By Guuurlplease | 0

#1248407 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:13

shank her ass

By g0downer15 | 0

#1248417 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:13

I agree with 3 just grab one and shove it down her throat

manicethemage | 9

#4654373 - Thursday 5 July 2012 22:37

Giggity

By FMLephant | 2

#1248422 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:14

Curb stomp the ungrateful bitch

By fiendishkitty | 5

#1248424 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:14

Ugh. I know your pain. My stepmother is the same way. FYL op.

By shacoria | 0

#1248434 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Maybe you should learn to cook better.

By ladyganja92 | 0

#1248458 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:16

should have just bought her a cake.

By hcovballer247 | 0

#1248460 - Sunday 15 August 2010 23:16

Oh wow, that really sucks.... So it is true step mothers are wicked.

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