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Thursday 16 May 2013 21:36 /
United Kingdom - London
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Grand_Cookie
| 21
Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.
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perdix
| 29
I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.
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raytyler26
| 16
Does he have bigger ones?
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Good attempt at a joke!
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mcaisse77
| 17
It's not a joke, it's a statement that has no evidence and isn't funny in the slightest.
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whos_ur_daddy1
| 19
Haha she has bug bites
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Sorry, I messed up, I know it wasn't a joke, I now look stupid lol
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sabrinaacrow
| 26
I'm sure he's joking, don't worry about it :)
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fuzz97
| 22
nah
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Grand_Cookie
| 21
Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Or kick his junk til it swells and say "hey look I can see it now!" BAM. I won
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MyNameIsViet
| 15
Or replace "kick his junk until it swells" with "give him some Viagra"
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RedPillSucks
| 31
and ex-lax
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Scynistr
| 20
Reply "I would say the same if a mosquito bit yours.." :)
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clemsi
| 20
or better yet "if your dick swells up like my boob did, then I might be able to feel you in me"
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
For some reason that crosses a line lmao I don't quite understand why.
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Scratch at his nipple in bed while he sleeps and say, "Oops I missed. Your tits are just so big I got confused." Maybe that'll show him.
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ileenefudge
| 29
What?
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Morgiepoooh9822
| 17
I don't understand your ramblings .
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Grand_Cookie
| 21
Drugs are baaaad, mmmkay.
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EvilUndead
| 9
Look, regardless of your breast size, he's with you. Think about it.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Thinking... thinking... What's your point?
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LaLa_xo
| 14
That was really insensitive of him. Tell him how his rude comment made you feel. Maybe you're better off with someone else.
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fuzz97
| 22
oversensitive much?
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perdix
| 29
So, you're saying that a mosquito bite made one of your mosquito bites look like a reat tit?
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
ermahgerdddd hi perdix!
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perdix
| 29
#14, I think the swarm would prefer that you PM me a hello. Most are probably too new to remember you from the Bronze Age of FML ;)
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perdix
| 29
#8, *real
I really should proofread in that two-minute window, shouldn't I?
I really should proofread in that two-minute window, shouldn't I?
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shadowedpixie
| 19
Ugh. My mosquito bites swell up like that too. I feel your pain.
And that was really a terrible thing for your boyfriend to say. I hope you let him know that that was wrong. Sorry, OP.
And that was really a terrible thing for your boyfriend to say. I hope you let him know that that was wrong. Sorry, OP.
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LycaniaGarou
| 16
This brings the term "mosquito bites" to a whole new level
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