Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said...

By Urgghh - 16/5/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By Grand_Cookie | 21

#5495523 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:46

Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

By perdix | 29

#5495557 - Friday 17 May 2013 9:10

I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

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By raytyler26 | 16

#5495514 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:44

Does he have bigger ones?

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5495606 - Friday 17 May 2013 10:11

Good attempt at a joke!

mcaisse77 | 17

#5496191 - Friday 17 May 2013 23:52

It's not a joke, it's a statement that has no evidence and isn't funny in the slightest.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5496635 - Saturday 18 May 2013 8:59

Haha she has bug bites

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5497072 - Saturday 18 May 2013 18:18

Sorry, I messed up, I know it wasn't a joke, I now look stupid lol

By sabrinaacrow | 26

#5495516 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:44

I'm sure he's joking, don't worry about it :)

fuzz97 | 22

#5496328 - Saturday 18 May 2013 1:18

nah

By Grand_Cookie | 21

#5495523 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:46

Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5495591 - Friday 17 May 2013 9:44

Or kick his junk til it swells and say "hey look I can see it now!" BAM. I won

MyNameIsViet | 15

#5495781 - Friday 17 May 2013 15:21

Or replace "kick his junk until it swells" with "give him some Viagra"

RedPillSucks | 31

#5495842 - Friday 17 May 2013 16:24

and ex-lax

By Scynistr | 20

#5495526 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:47

Reply "I would say the same if a mosquito bit yours.." :)

clemsi | 20

#5495931 - Friday 17 May 2013 19:17

or better yet "if your dick swells up like my boob did, then I might be able to feel you in me"

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5506587 - Saturday 25 May 2013 19:08

For some reason that crosses a line lmao I don't quite understand why.

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5495527 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:47

Scratch at his nipple in bed while he sleeps and say, "Oops I missed. Your tits are just so big I got confused." Maybe that'll show him.

ileenefudge | 29

#5495577 - Friday 17 May 2013 9:32

What?

Morgiepoooh9822 | 17

#5495593 - Friday 17 May 2013 9:49

I don't understand your ramblings .

Grand_Cookie | 21

#5495609 - Friday 17 May 2013 10:17

Drugs are baaaad, mmmkay.

By EvilUndead | 9

#5495529 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:48

Look, regardless of your breast size, he's with you. Think about it.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5495908 - Friday 17 May 2013 18:23

Thinking... thinking... What's your point?

By LaLa_xo | 14

#5495538 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:54

That was really insensitive of him. Tell him how his rude comment made you feel. Maybe you're better off with someone else.

fuzz97 | 22

#5495754 - Friday 17 May 2013 14:36

oversensitive much?

By perdix | 29

#5495542 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:57

So, you're saying that a mosquito bite made one of your mosquito bites look like a reat tit?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#5495558 - Friday 17 May 2013 9:11

ermahgerdddd hi perdix!

perdix | 29

#5495786 - Friday 17 May 2013 15:26

#14, I think the swarm would prefer that you PM me a hello. Most are probably too new to remember you from the Bronze Age of FML ;)

perdix | 29

#5495814 - Friday 17 May 2013 16:07

#8, *real

I really should proofread in that two-minute window, shouldn't I?

By shadowedpixie | 19

#5495543 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:58

Ugh. My mosquito bites swell up like that too. I feel your pain.

And that was really a terrible thing for your boyfriend to say. I hope you let him know that that was wrong. Sorry, OP.

By LycaniaGarou | 16

#5495545 - Friday 17 May 2013 8:59

This brings the term "mosquito bites" to a whole new level