tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
zackkmann21 0
if your a girl how would the wasp have stung your nipple unless your top was off outside..
brian15_fml 0
atleast u have the big **** you have always wanted
rsd117 0
ow that must have hurt be glad it was not your ********
dabomblyktiktikk 0
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN! :D
hoshisan_fml 0
.....why/how were ur breasts exposed enough to let a wasp sting u???...I'm stunned yet fascinated...
captain91 0
Boobies! That sucks though
fruityloopz 4
how does this happen??
ColourlessColor 0
Where the **** were you that a wasps bit your nipple and WHY weren't you wearing a shirt?
HappyPickles 11
OP - that sucks - FYL To all the short-range thinkers saying OP must have been topless outside, I ask: Q: Have you never seen an insect *inside* the house? Q: Have you ever considered OP was wearing something thin, like a ... (wait for it) ... a bikini?? Q: Have you ever considered OP might have been wearing something loose on top like ... a tee-shirt??? And finally, why shouldn't someone be topless or naked outside anyway? There are plenty of situations in which that's a reasonable thing to do.
Ugi 27
These are all plausible - and it's worth remembering that wasps can sting through thin clothing, if it's tight to the skin (bikini?).
vannesaisabeezy 0
wtf were you topless or something? YDI.