tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Rayan8D 0
Where the **** were you , why would there be a wasp inside the living room , bedroom , bathroom ect. and I you were outside, **** YOU.
xNephilim 19
There are many ways wasps can get into your house. Ever heard of something called 'window' and 'door'? You know, sometimes, you leave either one of them open for a moment to get some fresh air or to go outside. Or, believe it or not, through the AC. I had a wasp's nest in my room a few weeks ago. It happens. All the time. And why shouldn't the OP go outside? You must have a very sad life if you spend it indoors all the time. I'd suggest you to get up from your chair or bed or wherever the heck you're sitting, move your feet and go outside. It can be quite beautiful out there.
Rayan8D 0
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herbasaur 0
why were your nipples out?0.o
Loreil_fml 0
I don't get how the wasp would be able to sting your chest if you were wearing a shirt... or why you didn't hear the wasp buzzing and get the hell away from it. Common sense; don't let a wasp near you and you won't gt stung.
Pryncezzbg 0
ouch and the bee probaly flew in her shirt!!!
nymphy 0
Sexy.
kykyshay 0
cause every one walks outside with there nipples out of their shirts?
the_huldra 1
At least you got something to touch your nipple. Wait how did it get down your shirt?
MIL0_fml 0
:S why did you have your shirt off to get stung to begin with?
BMadE 0
ydi. put a shirt on. and a bra