tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
screamjewel_ 0
Haha, sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this. :P
purplecolgirl 0
YOU ARE AN ALIEN
shadyecko 0
Ok how is the best way to put this.... Ydi for getting stung by a bee Ydi for getting stung by a bee twice Ydi for having breasts Ydi for wanted to use those breasts to fornicate *flips up collar, puts on sun glasses*
lovelove24 1
remember... theres always room for one more!
pinkprincess7849 0
ud figure ur dumbass would have ran instead of standing there. "o look a pretty wasp let me stand here so it can stung the crap out of me"ydi
spanyardsneedlea 0
I can't say ydi or your life sucks cuz you got one more boob!!! how do your get a profile pic on here if I'm on iPod?
Quest_ 13
You better get someone to kiss it better.
B8Master 0
159 don't be a douche
HappyPickles 11
ok - I'll make sure I don't do that :o)
JokeMeister 0
You stayed in one place long enough after the first sting to get another? doofus.
xNephilim 19
Ever considered that the wasp stung her THROUGH her shirt?