tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
jadeasian 0
ewwww
chasen 0
haha. just like the movies. :P
magaliwoodrock 19
ROFL! sexy
evanizle 0
it's wear** more clothes. and dude change ur pic ur cat makes me' homicidal
swimmerstud 7
^fail wrong post dude
ScaryyMary 14
^Fail at you, dude. It was probably the comment bug.
lightning7 0
how the hell did a bee get into your shirt without you noticing? lol especially if it was your boob
sadistmonkey 19
Uh...let's say she did notice. What then? She panics, the wasp panics, and she's still in a world of shit.
julia9872 0
i hope ur a guy....
Freeze_fml 17
Named Tammy.
lovestrong 0
Lmao, that sucks. :) At least it's a sting, and will go away. Not like an abnormal deformity. (:
imhowie 2
Three breasts? That's hot. The more breasts the better. OP is just looking at this the wrong way.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
IT'S A NUBBIN!
The_Creeper_fml 8
Wonder how much it will swell. If the swelling is focused towards the center of your chest, and you were pretty flat to begin with, I bet you could pass as the one boobed lady from Kung Pao
tessie1423 0
That movie is the shit!
CrimsonStout 0
Perverted wasps around these days.
misfitSuperStar 0
When it happened to me, it stung me through my shirt & bra. :'(
WTF_FML_FTW 0
that's a long ******* stinger
Brittney_E 0
that's what she said. ;D
MrFerret 0
lol ^win