Aww indeed, poor old Bumblebee, mutilated and scarred by this experience... But on another note, the fact that he keyed his information in your car doesn't really matter for you at all. The fucker only has to pay more, since he damaged your car even more, I think his insurance/ he himself should cover the costs legally.

He could mean that it was hit on the driver side, so the whole thing crumpled into a big, wrecked U-shaped hunk of metal. That would effectively kill BOTH bumpers.

Or that he side swiped it the entire length.... just because it's only one side of the bumper doesn't mean it wasn't the bumper.

From the sounds of it, I think the OP paralleled parked their car. The drunk probably hit the front and may have pushed the car into the car in front or in back of the OP's car.

well . . . you are an idiot for thinking this was real. How does fake FMLs like this get through moderation?

All FMLs are fake get over it and look up porn.

yeah forreal this is fucking fake as shit

Nice, some sixteen y/o telling me off. How about you go make me a sammich?

and an ugly 16 year old at that

46 is my new heroin. and I'm not talking bout the hero thing ;-)

Good point. gosh, he should be glad

thats awesomeee!!!!