aawww sucks man

Aww indeed, poor old Bumblebee, mutilated and scarred by this experience...
But on another note, the fact that he keyed his information in your car doesn't really matter for you at all.
The fucker only has to pay more, since he damaged your car even more, I think his insurance/ he himself should cover the costs legally.

He could mean that it was hit on the driver side, so the whole thing crumpled into a big, wrecked U-shaped hunk of metal. That would effectively kill BOTH bumpers.

Or that he side swiped it the entire length.... just because it's only one side of the bumper doesn't mean it wasn't the bumper.

From the sounds of it, I think the OP paralleled parked their car. The drunk probably hit the front and may have pushed the car into the car in front or in back of the OP's car.

well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run

well . . . you are an idiot for thinking this was real. How does fake FMLs like this get through moderation?

All FMLs are fake get over it and look up porn.

yeah forreal this is fucking fake as shit

Nice, some sixteen y/o telling me off. How about you go make me a sammich?

and an ugly 16 year old at that

46 is my new heroin.


and I'm not talking bout the hero thing ;-)

Well, at least he left it... Could have been worse, you could have been in the car when it happened. Seriously sorry though.

Good point.
gosh, he should be glad

Fucking douchebag... FYL to the extreme

what a douchebag, i would find him and kick the shit out of him if i were you.

At least it wasn't a hit and run and you don't have to pay out of your pocket to get it fixed. Some douchebag hit me in my own driveway and didn't leave a note. This is why I think cars should have cameras in them so you can catch these douchebags that bash your car and run.

dumbass. FYL. and actually, FHL too because obviously he's going through some troublesome times. the drunk bastard.

ouch. that sucks. fyl. :/

FYL, that sucks so much. Find out where he lives and sic starving lions on him in his sleep.

thats awesomeee!!!!

That's sucks I hope the rest of yer day goes well.