tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
tido140 0
three man boobies!? *shudder*
Jessi_the_sexii 0
hot
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OKay so either you didn't have a shirt and/or Bra on or that bee had a long stinger...
nldawgsccr22795 0
how cld tht have happened?
christyxoxo 8
why the fuuck were your boobs out in the first place?
hawty12345 0
101; ur ugly
FFML_314 12
118, * 101, you're ugly. I'm sure you're a "hawty" especially given the fact that you have such a stunning silhouette of yourself up. Get a ******* life.
ilovefacebookk 0
118 ur coool
sallen0046 4
Unless you're running around showing your breasts to everyone, it doesn't really matter what it looks like. If it's on your nipple, it can't possible resemble a third breast. It would resemble a deformed breast, not a third, as they tend not to grow one out of another.
hug_the_wall 0
thats not a wasp sting. just admit it.
aknnja 0
PICKS! or it's fake!