Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
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Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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daniel1_1 13
Spit on him.
ComTlancy 12
That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?
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Comments (192)
marinus_fml 20
What a silly name. Who calls their kid hideous?
Ionodemon1995 0
Ahahahaha I got it...
Miss_Birthday 3
Waaah Waaah. Its a guy on the bus, not everyone in the world thinks you're beautiful. Plus if he's a stranger, why would it matter? Unless he was attractive or you knew him, it shouldn't have affected you. The soda thing just showed how crazy he was. Stop whining, he didn't mean anything in your life.
KatrinaKitten 16
Obviously you've /never/ experienced undeserved public humiliarion under innocent intentions.
KatrinaKitten 16
humiliation*
AFwifeKern 0
Sucks to be u
minidinosaurgoes 9
Falcon Punch him upside the head
dayrin7 4
dont listen to him he's prolly a bum on drugs. theirs always weird ppl on the bus!
instantaction 0
ouch
lmaoatall 6
hit ' em in the shin hit ' em in the head hit ' em again that critter ain't dead do it op
fenfen16 5
completely misread that as 'sofa'!! haha
DKjazz 20
"Say, is this seat taken?" "I GOT A SEAT FOR YOU, ************!" *throws sofa at OP*
smurfsarwales 9
dude I always bring my sofa on the bus :p tje bus seats are so uncomfy coated to my sofa :D
HannahLouise96 13
You should have told him you were disfigured in an accident which also left you unable to stand for long periods of time.
niki74_fml 0
what soda was it? Coke means your blindingly hideous, Sprite means you are hideous, Orange soda means your ight and cream soda means beautiful, and soda means you are insanely beautiful. it was probably Coke. :)