Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
WTF? FML!
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Broke
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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daniel1_1 13
Spit on him.
ComTlancy 12
That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?
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Comments (192)
willb2107 0
some people....oh well, that sucks. But don't believe him! He must've just had a crappy day. :)
flashback.miss 28
geez...... was he off his meds or something.... and who's saying the op deserves this.....
skustin 0
you must be extremely ugly
Awsumuzzie 12
I think you just said the definition of hideous.
bengalsbaby13 0
what are people's problems? haven't you ever heard of making someone feel good about themselves or maybe even being polite? got some own of your problems? haha
Hollywoodgirl79 18
I am going to assume that he was either drunk, or raised in a cave.
takanuva0123 0
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR PICTURE!!!!
MoCheezy23 0
it's freaking adorable! (goochie goo!)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
break out the satanic rituals, that's how you get a seat on the bus. Foaming and possession usually works for me.
DKjazz 20
Seems like someone beat you to the punch on possession. Jeez...
sockmunky 3
there's always strange people on the bus.
KatrinaKitten 16
That's when you take the soda, and dump it all over him.
Ich_liebe_dich_ 0
Huh, what an idiot. Tell him to get an effing life. Plus he wasted money on perfectly good soda. What a smart cookie. ;P
Livinia 11
Oh the joys of public transportation.
chessypie 0
what a jerk