Love: Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating...

By Hm - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

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Love

Our house, in the middle of our street

Coherence dude, do you have it?

Money hole

By pottyhostage - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By carr - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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By Laura - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stayed away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling "DNA! DNA!" FML

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By navyma - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, a week after my son was born via C-section, I received 3 messages from 3 different women saying that they had recently slept with my fiancé. One of them said they tested positive for herpes. FML

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By hatecolin - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Chilly

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By justpeachy - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/5/2020 20:00

Feelin' sexy

Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML

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By - United States - Tallahassee

Loud and long

Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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By TheNotSoGoodDay - United States - Charlestown

Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Mortified - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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By Stu - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, someone overheard my ex talking about ditching me with a year-long lease. FML

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By lostforlife - United States - Camden

Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML

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By GodDaughter - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Ripped off

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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By Neglected - United States - Wimberley

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Elk River

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML

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By Ouch - United States

Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML

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By smidge - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By waitwhat - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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By Anonymous - Denmark - N?rresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By Australian Lifeguard - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

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By Toodamnold - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I was once again escorted out of a supermarket by a police officer. I must be the only 83-year-old who still has his marbles, but people always assume I am senile and wandering from a care center. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By Anonycock - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Jenna - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Username - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

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By dammit hearing aid - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I felt so lonely that when I was watching a ghost show, I wished my house was haunted so at least some sort of presence was with me, even if it was in another dimension. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/8/2020 20:01

Bad news

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By masterofblues - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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By ayerimrod | 0

#834247 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:29

divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!

By Reynard12 | 0

#834214 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:21

Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.

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By Reynard12 | 0

#834214 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:21

Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.

TrekkieGirl | 0

#834662 - Monday 8 February 2010 14:19

Well hopefully now, you've changed your tune about him being 'the love of your life'. He sounds like a complete ass. The fact that instead of showing remorse, he put the blame on you, should tell you exactly what he thinks of you. FYL, OP...it's time to walk away.

Rocco1990 | 0

#834819 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:06

I could have sworn that women cheat too.

ash92_fml | 0

#834866 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:26

um yeahh... but im not sure how thats relevant? asshole.

canigoswimming | 0

#834931 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:46

WTF does that have to do with this 72? You're a dick.

Alicia10_fml | 0

#834940 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:49

I think tha asshole deserves to be shot, or at least have someone beat his ass.... I don't go for that shit, u give ur all to him n only him n that's how he repays u?!? real nice

Cristaderzi | 0

#835606 - Monday 8 February 2010 21:34

Maybe she didnt give him her all in actuality!!!
Just a thought!

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#835826 - Monday 8 February 2010 23:56

#100: Are you naturally this stupid or are you just trying to troll? It's hard to tell from how idiotic your comment is.

jme89 | 0

#837375 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:17

agreed 74. ur an idiot, 72.

By nando92 | 0

#834215 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:22

haha wow soo mean

22cute | 17

#3498039 - Thursday 27 October 2011 11:34

Another word for gulible is trusting. Shame on him for breaking your trust.

By qwerty3210 | 0

#834216 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:22

hahaha classic!

fmlstatushater | 0

#834753 - Monday 8 February 2010 15:11

what's with the "ha"? you must have the cheater mentality.

By skeleton_skinner | 0

#834224 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:24

Sad! :(

SunnyMarkos | 0

#835889 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:17

but funny

vampyre_girly | 0

#836037 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:56

hehe

WorldCupCheer | 0

#1018775 - Friday 4 June 2010 8:15

funny but sad :)

By JESUSlives4MUSIC | 0

#834226 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:24

ydi for being the gullible bich

By justanotherbird | 19

#834227 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:24

Aw, that really sucks. Definitely an FYL.

By ihavenoname123 | 0

#834231 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:25

confronted him? CONFRONTED HIM?! what the fuck? don't be a bitch about it.

windswept | 0

#834280 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:46

wanker

shootintacos | 0

#3720479 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:54

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Shut it, troll.

By mahamii_93 | 0

#834232 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:25

aww... FYL

By RedMiniStapler | 1

#834238 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:27

what a dickhead! divorce him and get half!

By ayerimrod | 0

#834247 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:29

divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!

Kirth_fml | 0

#834303 - Monday 8 February 2010 10:03

Why the fuck should she be getting everything? The man worked too, you know; perhaps even more than the "gullible bitch".

datgo321 | 0

#835144 - Monday 8 February 2010 18:19

because he doesn't even deserve life for being that inconsiderate

AngryNinja | 1

#835614 - Monday 8 February 2010 21:38

what, you think the asswipe that married op and cheated on her because she believed he loved her.. i mean.. because she's ''gullible'' should get ANYTHING? only thing he has is a one-way ticket to hell.

shootintacos | 0

#3720483 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:57

Women always get everything. Rule #1: never piss a woman off, they'll take everything. I will now let the feminist run marathons of thumbs down on this.