FML : Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I...

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Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Chels - / Friday 4 December 2009 06:27 / United States

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By aback | 4

#704282 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:10

I hope you gave the fucker his change in pennies.

By KingHumanity | 0

#704272 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:08

It's the little old ladies in front of me at the checkout counting exact change at a rate of 1 coin / 2 seconds that make me want to strangle them.

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By nihilanth | 0

#704266 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:04

lul

I_Dont_Feel_Bad | 0

#705325 - Saturday 5 December 2009 2:49

Lol, I would've just thrown the quarters right in his face, but only after he paid an received the bill though :P

MysteryJoker | 5

#705451 - Saturday 5 December 2009 4:25

"No!!! You're going to find another 50 cents in change!!!!!"

humorizer | 14

#706257 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:31

Oh my gosh! You had to count 40 coins! How horrific!

oicu812xD | 16

#4398712 - Sunday 6 May 2012 22:00

$10 in quarters= 40 coins. At best $5 in dimes and nickels= 51 coins(49 dimes and two nickels) 40+51=91. Great math skills genius.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5814995 - Friday 3 January 2014 10:49

60, well it sure wasn't pleasant.

By KingHumanity | 0

#704272 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:08

It's the little old ladies in front of me at the checkout counting exact change at a rate of 1 coin / 2 seconds that make me want to strangle them.

Joanlysn | 0

#3661203 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:57

Hahahahahaha

itsharkley | 8

#4749278 - Monday 30 July 2012 3:31

Trollin ladies

By snowgun10 | 0

#704273 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:08

Haha! That elder is the funniest I love him

cowgod | 0

#705521 - Saturday 5 December 2009 5:15

.... little droplets of poop?

failtactular | 0

#2212181 - Sunday 20 March 2011 21:55

idiot.

By QTp13 | 10

#704275 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:09

:'D You gotta love them old people!

perdix | 29

#704372 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:56

Only the ones that can write you into their wills.

QTp13 | 10

#704537 - Friday 4 December 2009 18:55

Yes, that too! How could I forget?!?

By somepartsareme | 0

#704280 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:09

You just KNOW he did that on purpose.

By aback | 4

#704282 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:10

I hope you gave the fucker his change in pennies.

redgun40 | 16

#6207443 - Friday 20 February 2015 5:10

Pennies don't exist anymore

By tick_tock | 0

#704283 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:10

As a former cashier, I can personally sympathize with this FML. This is the epitome of the crap that cashiers go through on a daily basis.

Being a cashier in many ways made me hate humanity, therefore I had to quit to keep my sanity.

Starfire22 | 5

#704405 - Friday 4 December 2009 17:14

Yea it's instances such as the OP's, that make me so thankful for my new job... I'm still trying to repress the memories of five years in retail...

Polionixon | 2

#704413 - Friday 4 December 2009 17:18

I feel u... lol

Kingdutch | 3

#704516 - Friday 4 December 2009 18:34

#7 Nice riming :D

#17 Eeew...

Opiton1 | 0

#704573 - Friday 4 December 2009 19:31

Congratulations pendantic on the idiot comment of the day. Moron.

aifen7053 | 1

#3922479 - Sunday 22 January 2012 5:42

Same here dude. They did that to me all the time. EVEN WORSE since I live on a border town "do you take mexican money?" makes it even more difficult :/

merrielp | 13

#4884969 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:42

Been there.

By Jimboom | 11

#704292 - Friday 4 December 2009 16:14

I hope you took the £10 bill and gave him his change back in said nickels. And then every time you had a handful of his change you just dropped it all on the ground!