By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
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aback 4
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I hope you gave the fucker his change in pennies.

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KingHumanity 0
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It's the little old ladies in front of me at the checkout counting exact change at a rate of 1 coin / 2 seconds that make me want to strangle them.

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I_Dont_Feel_Bad 0
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Lol, I would've just thrown the quarters right in his face, but only after he paid an received the bill though :P

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MysteryJoker 5
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"No!!! You're going to find another 50 cents in change!!!!!"

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humorizer 14
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Oh my gosh! You had to count 40 coins! How horrific!

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oicu812xD 16
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$10 in quarters= 40 coins. At best $5 in dimes and nickels= 51 coins(49 dimes and two nickels) 40+51=91. Great math skills genius.

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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60, well it sure wasn't pleasant.

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KingHumanity 0
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It's the little old ladies in front of me at the checkout counting exact change at a rate of 1 coin / 2 seconds that make me want to strangle them.

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Joanlysn 0
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Hahahahahaha

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snowgun10 0
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Haha! That elder is the funniest I love him

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cowgod 0
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.... little droplets of poop?

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QTp13 10
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:'D You gotta love them old people!

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perdix 29
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Only the ones that can write you into their wills.

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QTp13 10
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Yes, that too! How could I forget?!?

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somepartsareme 0
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You just KNOW he did that on purpose.

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aback 4
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I hope you gave the fucker his change in pennies.

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redgun40 16
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Pennies don't exist anymore

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tick_tock 0
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As a former cashier, I can personally sympathize with this FML. This is the epitome of the crap that cashiers go through on a daily basis. Being a cashier in many ways made me hate humanity, therefore I had to quit to keep my sanity.

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Starfire22 5
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Yea it's instances such as the OP's, that make me so thankful for my new job... I'm still trying to repress the memories of five years in retail...

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Polionixon 2
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I feel u... lol

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Kingdutch 3
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#7 Nice riming :D #17 Eeew...

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Opiton1 0
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Congratulations pendantic on the idiot comment of the day. Moron.

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aifen7053 1
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Same here dude. They did that to me all the time. EVEN WORSE since I live on a border town "do you take mexican money?" makes it even more difficult :/

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merrielp 13
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Been there.

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Jimboom 11
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I hope you took the £10 bill and gave him his change back in said nickels. And then every time you had a handful of his change you just dropped it all on the ground!

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happyhak 5
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Fail #27 of the day: The OP is american and they even said in the FML that it was $10 not £10... :l

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perdix 29
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I thought he was going to ask you to reach into his pocket to help him find his "other" roll of quarters.

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emeraldchicky 0
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... Another awkward comment from perdix.

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emelvin 0
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man that really sucks. im a chasier too , and get people like that all the time. sucks

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JKinIN 0
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i hope like me you hand them back the coins as change and dont let them try and get the bills back

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