Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
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sofineedsaladder
| 10
get your own recorder and do the same.
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kaprookie
| 3
OP you have a migraine, I'm sure if you explained this to the mother she would've understood. Or shit in her mailbox, whatever works.
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jennyvieve
| 8
Learning to play the recorder is a very important life skill. I still remember how to play Bach's 'Ode to Joy'. It really gets the men.
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Hansemans
| 17
#19 I thought only Beethoven wrote an 'Ode an die Freude'? Still, wonderfull melody and text.
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jennyvieve
| 8
Oops, I guess I should have googled it first before I tried to sound all smart and stuff.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
So turn on some porn... Real loud.
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minatosexy
| 0
Just smack her when her mums not looling ;)
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kevsnev
| 7
I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.
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kevsnev
| 7
I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.
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kevsnev
| 7
I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Kevsnev- STFU, STFU, STFU.
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benderbot19
| 0
I wonder what kevsnev thinks.
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tjv3
| 10
this is one time that I would say call the cops
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zendaddy0
| 0
Get the loudest and shittiest sounding instrument and play a really loud and extremly hard song restarting after missing a single note
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Brooks2011
| 5
Call the cops, be a snitch lol
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Hockey_fan
| 0
"Hello? Operator? Yeah um, some kids playing a recorder."
Good idea....
Good idea....
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Vash_41288
| 10
Operator: is she playing it well?
Op: no, horrible at it.
Operator: someone will be right over please stay calm.
Op: no, horrible at it.
Operator: someone will be right over please stay calm.
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zombicidal
| 11
then they show up and taze the kids
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white16sox
| 19
25 it's called disturbing the peace.
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kbobcat
| 0
Don't taze me bro! O.o
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zombicidal
| 11
*kid
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richboii
| 0
No the "s" is there because i didnt bother putting in the ' is that a big problem anyway
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Um maybe call the landlord first.
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Fx13mz
| 7
I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their
business that day.
business that day.
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jordnlyn
| 6
Earplugs!!! :)
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GhostlyGhoulish
| 1
haha *index fingers in ears* LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALALA
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jedielf
| 23
Yeah, investing a few dollars into earplugs will save a bit on the headache medication or lack thereof if you're resistant to painkillers.
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omgcookeys
| 15
Get a trumpet. Those are very loud. :)
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Smashhoof
| 15
Trumpets sound good, though.
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KillerAG17
| 15
Lol not when don't know how to play it.
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gamefreakpog
| 5
Barge into her house, take the recorder, and smash it.
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
...over her face.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
...and then be charged with destruction of property, and assult. Woop-dee-doo...
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demarcusT
| 0
... And breaking and entering
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twistedreverie
| 1
As soon as you destroy it, hand her a $20. Recorders are cheap, but the time it takes her to go out and get one will give your migrain time to stop.
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sexaaydino
| 14
OMG I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! My brother is going through that phase :/
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blink182AAR
| 6
Haha, that has to be the most useless instrument..
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JustinComments
| 3
Excuse me! I just happen to be a four time recorder Provincial Champion, National runner up and took place in-
Nope, your right, it's useless.
Nope, your right, it's useless.
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catseventhst
| 0
I'm finally on the first page yay
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pdHbq
| 2
Get the bagpipes and show em how its done!
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thatssomeBS
| 9
I think bagpipes might be my favorite instrument.
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sexynarwhal
| 6
SAME! no joke
business that day.