By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
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sofineedsaladder 10

get your own recorder and do the same.

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Fx13mz 7

I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their business that day.

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sofineedsaladder 10

get your own recorder and do the same.

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kaprookie 3
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OP you have a migraine, I'm sure if you explained this to the mother she would've understood. Or shit in her mailbox, whatever works.

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jennyvieve 8

Learning to play the recorder is a very important life skill. I still remember how to play Bach's 'Ode to Joy'. It really gets the men.

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Hansemans 17
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#19 I thought only Beethoven wrote an 'Ode an die Freude'? Still, wonderfull melody and text.

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jennyvieve 8

Oops, I guess I should have googled it first before I tried to sound all smart and stuff.

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n_epic_fail 14

So turn on some porn... Real loud.

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minatosexy 0
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Just smack her when her mums not looling ;)

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kevsnev 7

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

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kevsnev 7

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

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kevsnev 7

I agree with the mom. The girl should be allowed to practice. And who knows, maybe she will become a better recorder player.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Kevsnev- STFU, STFU, STFU.

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benderbot19 0
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I wonder what kevsnev thinks.

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tjv3 10

this is one time that I would say call the cops

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zendaddy0 0

Get the loudest and shittiest sounding instrument and play a really loud and extremly hard song restarting after missing a single note

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Brooks2011 5
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Call the cops, be a snitch lol

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Hockey_fan 0
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"Hello? Operator? Yeah um, some kids playing a recorder." Good idea....

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Vash_41288 10

Operator: is she playing it well? Op: no, horrible at it. Operator: someone will be right over please stay calm.

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zombicidal 11
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then they show up and taze the kids

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white16sox 19
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25 it's called disturbing the peace.

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kbobcat 0

Don't taze me bro! O.o

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richboii 0

No the "s" is there because i didnt bother putting in the ' is that a big problem anyway

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lexiieeex3 32

Um maybe call the landlord first.

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Fx13mz 7

I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their business that day.

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jordnlyn 6
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Earplugs!!! :)

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

haha *index fingers in ears* LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALALA

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jedielf 23
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Yeah, investing a few dollars into earplugs will save a bit on the headache medication or lack thereof if you're resistant to painkillers.

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omgcookeys 15

Get a trumpet. Those are very loud. :)

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Smashhoof 15
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Trumpets sound good, though.

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KillerAG17 15
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Lol not when don't know how to play it.

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gamefreakpog 5

Barge into her house, take the recorder, and smash it.

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iam_yummylicious 12
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...over her face.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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...and then be charged with destruction of property, and assult. Woop-dee-doo...

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demarcusT 0
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... And breaking and entering

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twistedreverie 1
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As soon as you destroy it, hand her a $20. Recorders are cheap, but the time it takes her to go out and get one will give your migrain time to stop.

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sexaaydino 14
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OMG I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! My brother is going through that phase :/

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blink182AAR 6

Haha, that has to be the most useless instrument..

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JustinComments 3
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Excuse me! I just happen to be a four time recorder Provincial Champion, National runner up and took place in- Nope, your right, it's useless.

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catseventhst 0

I'm finally on the first page yay

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pdHbq 2
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Get the bagpipes and show em how its done!

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thatssomeBS 9
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I think bagpipes might be my favorite instrument.

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sexynarwhal 6
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SAME! no joke

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