By Attacksloth32 - 9/7/2021 01:59

CLAWS

Today, my cat was sleeping on me while I was laying in bed. I had to use the washroom, so I pushed him off. Except he used my testicles as a way to latch on to me, through my underwear. Let's just say, after having to change the sheets due to blood, I'm considering wearing a jockstrap. FML
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By  Grizz8831  |  13

you should probably trim your cats claws. they make clippers that let you cut them back so they are not sharp, but prevent you from cutting to far and hitting the nerves. mine have all her claws but they get trimmed back since she doesn't go outside.

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By  Grizz8831  |  13

you should probably trim your cats claws. they make clippers that let you cut them back so they are not sharp, but prevent you from cutting to far and hitting the nerves. mine have all her claws but they get trimmed back since she doesn't go outside.