CLAWS

By Attacksloth32 - 09/07/2021 01:59

Today, my cat was sleeping on me while I was laying in bed. I had to use the washroom, so I pushed him off. Except he used my testicles as a way to latch on to me, through my underwear. Let's just say, after having to change the sheets due to blood, I'm considering wearing a jockstrap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 823
You deserved it 196

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you should probably trim your cats claws. they make clippers that let you cut them back so they are not sharp, but prevent you from cutting to far and hitting the nerves. mine have all her claws but they get trimmed back since she doesn't go outside.

annaT00many 5

The jock strap won’t help lol

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annaT00many 5

The jock strap won’t help lol

This is why any given cat's middle name is Asshole.

you should probably trim your cats claws. they make clippers that let you cut them back so they are not sharp, but prevent you from cutting to far and hitting the nerves. mine have all her claws but they get trimmed back since she doesn't go outside.

OP's username should be "Claude Balls".

Just get rid of the cats. Filthy, useless little vermin.

we don't move sleeping cats by pushing them