By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
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Bex98 tells us more.

Bex98 6

So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.

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Yimpish 15

Bet that's not the only choking that occurred

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FSGInsainity 15

Yes, but far too quick most of the time. Now, must wait for the flood to end so they lower those protective gates.

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NYM88 26

I bet your brothers friends will ask you to cum again!

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nickie_94 18

That will be a great inside joke later!

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kaitlynjane 28

My friends always laugh at me when I say stuff like this. Or they would... If I had any friends.

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yenze 18

This comment made me laugh more then it probably should have

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DexBanWhore 6

this feels like a Timmy dad meme in the making.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Just a question out of curiosity, your brother let you hang out with him and his friends?

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sammiaaron 16

LOL what? it says it right in the post. why are you confused?

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ham_spam 17

Hes confused because no brother would ever let his sister hang out with his friends

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I meant like did her brother willingly let her hang out with him and his friends?

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cosmicdancer84 7

what's wrong with that?

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gichikku 14

In all fairness, #7 thought correctly. The OP said he didn't willingly let her haha.

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mds9986 24

There's nothing wrong with liking creamy white stuff.

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traveveland 16

exactly, Freddy mercury liked it so what could possibly be wrong with it?

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bnbhimp 10

Sounds like a euphemism for ***********

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WolfsScar 15

I'd laugh it off.. don't worry about it. :}

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BDA_fml 5

Hey, one of them might take you up on that!

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