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By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:10

sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

brodizzle 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:09

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

YLIF 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:03

that sucks so bad. 1 caus u were ticketed 2 caus you must have been really far from home

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Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:11

ahaha

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Friday 15 June 2012 6:13

He ticketed you because you will pay it. The homeless man will not...

SoFreakinNaive 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:04

ouchhh!

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:04

That sucks... haha, I remember those days with my friends in the summer... Good times :)

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!! :P

crap09 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:07

Why can't America be nice to homeless people anymore? I mean, they have like nothing left. OP, shit. Maybe you can explain to the cop what happened?

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 21:00

I think it's a little late to explain to the cop. He would need to go to court and explain it to the judge.

brodizzle 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:09

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:09

Yeah. The cops here suck

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:10

sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:12

That sucks... my friend was going one stop on the 6 once and fell asleep and wound up in Pelham Bay. Awful. I've wound up in Jamaica several times... freaking E train. Never been ticketed though... that's just bad luck. Sorry dude.