By em from Cali - 28/07/2012 08:07 - United States - Visalia

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm confused here...did it look like salami or smell like it? Or both?

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littlewifey 7

Just because you can't eat salami anymore didn't mean you had to ruin it for everyone else...

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spacemanspiff78 7

Haha, I always thought it looked more like hammered bologna than roast beef of salami.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

NO. SHUT THE **** UP, IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BACON. DONT RUIN BACON FOR ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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Justin0481 5

I would think roast beef would be more appropriate.

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challan 19

I'm just not sure what kind of women you all date... but, send them to the doctors asap!

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FranzFerdinand 18

Mind soap. That's what OP as well as everyone who just read this post needs. FYL OP. You have my sympathy.

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greenie213 23

Homeless people make this site so much better.

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zandalee 19

Is a cold world where so many people have lost everything, have to live on the filthy streets and are a great source of entertainment, ridicule and amusement to some of the FML community. FML to the poor homeless people. Seriously.

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TheDovahkiid 2

That's just disgusting well no more salami thanks for the visual OP FYL as well as everyone who used to eat salami before reading this

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delightfultwist 5

oh nasty!!! did any rats come shooting out?

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fuzz97 23

I didn't realize that homeless people own more than one pair of underwear

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b00kn3rd 14

Perhaps that's where she was storing her salami....

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Enslaved 36

Salami? You sure it was a lady and not a feminine looking dude?

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eyecon502 13

The thought just made me throw up a little. Meat mop!

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