By em from Cali - 28/07/2012 08:07 - United States - Visalia

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm confused here...did it look like salami or smell like it? Or both?

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littlewifey 7

Just because you can't eat salami anymore didn't mean you had to ruin it for everyone else...

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AznSamoan52 10

I think Op left out an important detail cause I don't see how the lady's twat could either look or smell like salami. Unless.......... Op failed to realize that the "lady" is actually a fruity looking homeless guy?

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Ciciluvsu 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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gilliaga73 18

Hey OP, you need to explain the salami reference. We don't get it.

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perdix 29

Was she storing a salami up there? I thought that Hide the Salami was just a party game and not a wickedly effective shoplifting maneuver.

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TheJester12 15

Thanks to you nor can I. But that's why we have pepperoni.

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anniekins 6

Regardless of the salami, it is unfortunate that you had to see that :( sorry op

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day624 14

Salami? Uh double ew if she is supposed to be a woman

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Prague811 1

Lady in the street and a freak between the sheets ... guess she for them confused a bit lol

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FarFromPoopen 2

Don't lie, you loved the show she put on for you!

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