Transportation: Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking...

By please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson

Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML

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By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Bano360 25

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:38

Shutup Meg

FemskyD 26

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:10

And That.. Is why you should always have a role of ducktape in your handbag =D

Comments

MinaGermania 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:09

I'm sorry you had to hear that, but singing is fun so I understand them too. Eventhough they shouldn't bother people like that especially if it's as bad as you say.

Bano360 25

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:38

Shutup Meg

Jessj958 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 18:48

Hahahaha!! That is hilarious!

FemskyD 26

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:10

And That.. Is why you should always have a role of ducktape in your handbag =D

mario2012 18

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:26

Roll*

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:43

*Duct tape, Since we are on the subject of picking apart and correcting comments

RenoTheRhino 30

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:11

*that

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:28

*...

Mauskau 35

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:57

Ducktape is correct as it's a brand of duct tape.

OptimusVader 23

Saturday 22 March 2014 14:38

Then that would make it a proper noun. Which means it should be *Ducktape.

Stazza11 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:15

Kinky.

ThomasBombadil 31

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:14

This is very similar to the final test of becoming a Jedi. How did you do OP?

Puffytruffles 18

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:32

But first, Let me post a FML!

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:45

Patience, young padawan.

minauto 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 18:05

#10 i don't see how this FML requires a grace period...?

Ryanc621 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 20:29

It's a reference to that awful song about taking selfies," but first,let me take a selfie!" Is one of the lyrics

Nathan_h24 17

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:14

this is our generation.

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:47

I fail to see how one's generation determines vocal ability.

FucYoCouch 13

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:20

Oh yes, 5, our generation is TERRIBLE. The number of people graduating Highschool has significantly increased, teenage pregnancy has lowered tremendously, and racism isn't as strong as it was in past generations but a group of TEENAGED girls singing and taking "Selfies" ruins our generation. Just because you aren't into what other people of this generation are into does NOT make you any better than anyone else. Let them be annoying and "ruin" our generation because I'd rather have annoying people in our generation than doped out teens who do not care if they live to see tomorrow. Sorry for the rant but it really upsets me when people look down on this generation due to teenagers being teenagers -_-

dyehardxen 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:17

How do you know that everyone that visits this site are part if your generation?

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:55

#23 is having a bitch fit.

ericb982 8

Monday 31 March 2014 0:45

#49 is raging at #23's decent comment

ruckfules85 34

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:18

Generation!! Y u do dis?!

parism143 28

Saturday 22 March 2014 16:16

Refer to #23

bummervacation 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:18

You should have just joined in. Creepy strangers either act as encouragement, or a serious deterrent to teenage fun. And the more you "help" the more likely it is they'll relocate away from you. Next time, keep that in mind, k? Actually, maybe never mind that. There are soo many ways this could go wrong haha

rhysfucker 24

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:55

I could see police involvement if OP tried to join in...

albinochipmunks 7

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:20

Since when can you get the cops called on you for singing?

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:28

OP, if you didn't have headphones there are a lot of things you could've done. Sing worse than them, off time, mess up the lyrics. You can sing songs you like, and mess with their ability to sing. You can obliviously take their pictures and record their singing. Or any combination of the above and they'll probably stop. And I really don't see how the police would get involved if the OP had joined in.