Embarrassing, Scary and Halloween: Got a little a carried away there, Skippy - FML

Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By HauntLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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Jeremy Strang 7

Thursday 31 October 2019 15:18

Dude's gonna shit himself if he ever visits a Home Depot.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 31 October 2019 18:59

OP, are you referring to Halloween haunted houses perchance?

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Jeremy Strang 7

Thursday 31 October 2019 15:18

Dude's gonna shit himself if he ever visits a Home Depot.

JackFaire 27

Saturday 2 November 2019 15:37

Really? MIne doesn't have chainsaw wielding maniacs does yours?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 October 2019 15:26

Luckily for you, toxic masculinity is on its way out. Let your true feelings out and be authentic!

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 31 October 2019 18:59

OP, are you referring to Halloween haunted houses perchance?

mfranks19891989 10

Thursday 31 October 2019 23:49

Those chainsaw props can be scary. As long as your not hurt that all that matter.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 1 November 2019 1:28

Anyone else picturing a Wile E. Coyote-type thing here?

JackFaire 27

Saturday 2 November 2019 15:39

Sounds like you got your money's worth! (most of the comments to this kind of situation) 1) "Hey guys let's go get scared" 2) They get scared 3) Mock each other for getting scared even though that's why they went in the first place. Seriously if you're not into getting scared then don't do it but don't act like you're a wuss for getting what you wanted.

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