By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
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Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!

She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...

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Advice to guys and girls on picking each other up inside haunted houses.... Girl scares guy Girl "rawr" Guy (Lies) "Haha, you scared me good!" Girl "thankyou im new here" Guy (Lies) " How can someone as beautiful as yourself work in this place?" Girl "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww i dont know what to say" Guy "Dont say anything" You both have sex WIN +1

I will follow your golden advice this Halloween. Expect updates.

Or: Guy and girl live in any place other than America and ignore Halloween completely.

Actually, a lot of countries celebrate Halloween.

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Witchcraft is right. Halloween is in more than America.

So FML is really into deleting comments these days. Good to know.

1 needs to spell

like england for example, i still trick or treat just for an excuse for free sugary crap xD iys great fun

I was going to say the same thing but I got struck by the "you're too quick!" crap. But yeah, I doubt he didn't know he was going to react like that. Generally, people shouldn't go to haunted houses if they're going to be so freaked out. I mean, yeah, you go TO be freaked out, but .... for example, classmates and I went to one, and one of them started crying. She said something about not liking scary things or thinking it wouldn't be so scary... something along those lines. I facepalm'd and was almost going to leave her ass there. Wasn't even that scary. People who will react so dramatically and such just shouldn't do it. They KNOW what they're getting into...

Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!

She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...

It only works well if you're among the half naked pirate wenches or something.

PIRATES: Because you don't see ninjas with WENCHES.

What about a wrench?

Those go with plumbers. They have ass cleavage.

Hey, if you can't have cleavage up high, nothing wrong with down below... Wait, yes there is. And who's to say you can't use your ninja skills with a wrench? I've always been somewhat terrified of those things since my childhood days of playing Clue and Bitch, Give Me My Money! Also known as Monopoly.

haha, that sucks. I used to work in one but not in a position where I would be hurt.

I was working at Realm of Darkness today and my forehead got sliced open when I got pushed into a wall. I know how you feel.

The one in Michigan?

Did he apologise? Or did he just walk away?

#3 I concur Usually, I'll make a gigantic joke out of it. I know it's a parody, so I'll make a game out of making the guys inside laugh. 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time.

Hey, at least you could use that to get him into a date!

Where is this! Man Australia doesnt have houses like this. Hope u get better.

Well, we have heaps at the Royal Show but thats just once a year... and isnt there one in Movie World? Not sure...

Arizona? One of the haunted houses out here apparently uses real bugs and animals and whatnot to freak the FUCK out of you. I think they make you sign a release form that say it's okay for workers to come out of fucking nowhere and grab you.