FML : Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking...

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 December 2015 19:58 / Australia - Bentleigh East

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By masterchief520 | 6

#6488976 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6488977 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

Was she a scruffy looking nerf-herder?

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By masterchief520 | 6

#6488976 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.

friedpwnadge | 25

#6489024 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:48

This is when you play along with it until she gets even more infuriated and explodes in self-righteous rage.

Adamjohn82 | 19

#6489045 - Sunday 20 December 2015 1:38

Don't say explode. That could come across as racist...

airforce987 | 20

#6489182 - Sunday 20 December 2015 5:47

But they will walk in single file to get there

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6488977 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

Was she a scruffy looking nerf-herder?

messiersm | 3

#6489362 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:36

What a laser brain!

zykrithium | 22

#6489606 - Sunday 20 December 2015 20:37

Who's scruffy lookin?

By junko_fml | 21

#6488979 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

Did you tell her you were talking about people in a galaxy far, far away?

Draugen | 16

#6489148 - Sunday 20 December 2015 5:04

These knee-jerk sensationalists actively looking for things that could in some way maybe in some angle be considered racist or otherwise offensive, are very much far away and in a galaxy of their own. She might find that offensive to her people.

gunnerysgt | 15

#6489324 - Sunday 20 December 2015 11:49

Radical social justice warriors in a nutshell, well put draugen

By speedy638 | 21

#6488980 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

People need to mind their own business and not give their 2 cents until they hear the full story.

interesting33 | 36

#6489020 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

FYLTHOUGH | 15

#6489036 - Sunday 20 December 2015 1:26

I don't know why 15 was down voted, I thought they raised a good point.

Angelkisses130 | 26

#6489037 - Sunday 20 December 2015 1:28

Some people shouldn't give their 2 cents at all

Orian2413 | 1

#6490206 - Monday 21 December 2015 16:12

I see these comments are full of the liberal Heroes who don't understand that people have every right to have an opinion different from theirs

Razell | 13

#6501852 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 3:46

Forget the full story, people just need to mind their own business and not butt into other peoples' conversation.

By syki | 22

#6488981 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:58

I'm pretty sure it would have been easy to explain as long as you didn't call her an "attention-seeking tit" to her face. If you did, she probably thought you were a lying racist who was also a lukewarm misogynist.

firefighter925 | 18

#6489003 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:19

No they deserve it

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6489031 - Sunday 20 December 2015 1:14

Not fair at all, as a woman I use tit as a completely gender neutral insult.

doodlecloud | 26

#6489079 - Sunday 20 December 2015 3:18

The problem isn't WHO you insult, it's using 'tit' as an insult full stop. It could be seen as misogynistic/sexist/whatever because it's referring to a female body part as a negative thing. Just fyi.

tarlax | 11

#6489081 - Sunday 20 December 2015 3:22

Anything can be seen as any kind of insult if you're sufficiently mentally unbalanced.

Oh no, is that offensive to mentally unbalanced people? D,:

FSGInsainity | 15

#6489152 - Sunday 20 December 2015 5:14

She may feel you liken her people to birds, this increasing how racist she calls you.

syki | 22

#6489276 - Sunday 20 December 2015 8:42

@21 Maybe this is a cultural difference. In the US (at least the part I'm from), 'tit' isn't generally used as an insult, but when it is, it's relatively gendered. Not nearly as much as 'cunt' or even 'bitch,' though. Hence my classifying it as lukewarm misogyny. :)

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6489312 - Sunday 20 December 2015 11:25

@32 but there is nothing wrong with calling someone a dick, prick, dickhead or any of the other penis related names, right?

Seabass_Chan | 33

#6489400 - Sunday 20 December 2015 15:55

At least OP didn't call her a cunt. Pick your battles, I say.

By HappyItalian | 38

#6488982 - Saturday 19 December 2015 23:58

That's when you introduce her to the sarlacc pit.

By JKPwnage | 25

#6488985 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:03

Although they've technically called Tuskan Raiders

DoomSkuller | 28

#6489145 - Sunday 20 December 2015 5:03

Not technically true.
They initially were only known as Sand People; they earned the name Tusken Raider by attacking the civil settlement of Fort Tusken as it was growing and destroying the fort's farm equipment, and people started calling them that as a more formal name

By KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6488989 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:03

You should force choke them

By rpaul365 | 14

#6488991 - Sunday 20 December 2015 0:05

that is actually really funny though. I understand both sides considering all the bigotry that really happens every day. misunderstandings happen.

the_real_dvd | 21

#6489768 - Monday 21 December 2015 1:47

The problem is that people like her are in such a big hurry to label people as racist that it's almost like the boy crying wolf. People quit listening.