Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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sherri 0
You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!
fb_fml 0
#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?
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Comments (81)
mac_fml 0
the part i dont understand is WTF is a head shop?!
Silhouette_fml 0
I'd just keep wearing it. If anyone else calls you out on it, which I doubt would happen, just say it's a fashion statement.
ohmygolly 0
#32, head shops are stores that specialize in selling drug paraphernalia such as bongs and rolling papers. Most of them also carry sex toys, contraceptive devices, lubricants, novelty items, etc.
Simp_fml 0
Haha, you should have offered it to the guy.
kt20 0
So you thought a head shop sold jewelry?
TryToBeKind 0
What are you doing in a head shop if you don't know the difference between a **** ring and a bracelet? Dear Jesus, you are naive. Go join a church group or something
bunnyish 0
who cares what it's supposed to be if it's cute. besides, you'll be ready if you're ever with a guy and want to use one.
aaaronaaa 0
how can you not see the FML in this story! she's wearing something that belongs on some guys dick and balls for christs sakes and everyones all like "oh thats fine, its completely normal" LOL
aztec37 0
#40. If it hasn't been used, then what is the problem? It doesn't matter what it is supposed to be for, cause it hasn't been used for that yet.
yeahiknowwhy 0
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/****-rings/sp-3-snap-leather-****-strap-5517.aspx this one's 8 inches, big enough to be a bracelet. ^^