Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Top comments
sherri 0
You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!
fb_fml 0
#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?
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Comments (81)
gradstudent 0
So what? This really isn't a big deal.
zoelovee 0
Ikr.
Cassy_fml 0
#16 Melanie: So the **** and balls one are... **** and balls bracelets :D? So cuuuuute.
itybitykity 0
#16 FTW. The more you know~! Yess.
jewls71 0
Did you get a refund?
titanpride 0
All medium to large size **** rings fit on a wrist. You guys don't know anything (google **** rings fit on wrists)
gislince 0
a dick ring... i didn't knwo this thing existed lol
ohmygolly 0
Doesn't seem like such a big deal, honestly. 99.7% of people won't recognize it as a **** ring, and the .3% of people who do will just think you're into the BDSM scene and will probably appreciate your unique jewelry. But don't trust me on that, I pulled those percentages out of my ass as I was writing this comment.
mariposa93 0
Not that big of deal. Although if I were a guy, I don't know that I'd want a cockring with little silver hearts on it.
HatesMyMom 0
the guy was probably just lying to you. also most people wouldn't even notice so i'd keep on wearing it if it's cute.
indycolts1786 0
sorry about that. if it's true. funny though