By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
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Well...yeah. That's bad.

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

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Well...yeah. That's bad.

lol you have a way with words(;

Well? Did you get them off?

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

No but they did!

Hey! You have the exact technique that I do to get women!!

I bet she did get a tip for flashing her junk afterwards to fix the mistake

did they take u up on the offer?

I gotta know. What happened after?

lol, nothing that can't be fixed with some explanation. I know I would've laughed!

I HOPE THEY LET YOU GET THEM OFF AND WERE NOT UNGRATEFUL TO YOUR PROPOSAL.