FML : Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you...

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Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By serverdessert / Sunday 8 March 2009 21:02 / United States

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By smokeyou | 0

#22278 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:50

Well...yeah. That's bad.

By Bubs_fml | 0

#22281 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:51

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

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By smokeyou | 0

#22278 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:50

Well...yeah. That's bad.

Y_U_19029 | 0

#1351505 - Saturday 4 September 2010 07:09

lol you have a way with words(;

alpinestarsss | 0

#2792245 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:13

Well? Did you get them off?

By larzipanz | 0

#22279 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:50

*sigh*

By Bubs_fml | 0

#22281 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:51

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#6692099 - Monday 19 September 2016 06:27

No but they did!

By Xinxinix | 0

#22284 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:52

Hey! You have the exact technique that I do to get women!!

By Daysgoby | 0

#22285 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:52

I bet she did get a tip for flashing her junk afterwards to fix the mistake

By jujuburd | 0

#22286 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:52

did they take u up on the offer?

By Xman146 | 0

#22288 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:54

I gotta know. What happened after?

PurpleSpaghetti | 0

#1108878 - Monday 19 July 2010 10:58

yea im curious too

By EmilyMarie | 0

#22289 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:54

Whoops.

By blouuu_fml | 0

#22290 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:55

lol, nothing that can't be fixed with some explanation. I know I would've laughed!

By dickinabox | 0

#22301 - Monday 9 March 2009 01:04

I HOPE THEY LET YOU GET THEM OFF AND WERE NOT UNGRATEFUL TO YOUR PROPOSAL.

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