Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
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smokeyou
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Well...yeah. That's bad.
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Bubs_fml
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Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?
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smokeyou
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Well...yeah. That's bad.
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Y_U_19029
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lol you have a way with words(;
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alpinestarsss
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Well? Did you get them off?
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larzipanz
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*sigh*
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Bubs_fml
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Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?
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i_wuz_nver_here
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No but they did!
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Xinxinix
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Hey! You have the exact technique that I do to get women!!
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Daysgoby
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I bet she did get a tip for flashing her junk afterwards to fix the mistake
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jujuburd
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did they take u up on the offer?
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Xman146
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I gotta know. What happened after?
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PurpleSpaghetti
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yea im curious too
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EmilyMarie
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Whoops.
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blouuu_fml
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lol, nothing that can't be fixed with some explanation. I know I would've laughed!
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dickinabox
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I HOPE THEY LET YOU GET THEM OFF AND WERE NOT UNGRATEFUL TO YOUR PROPOSAL.