By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
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smokeyou 0

Well...yeah. That's bad.

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Bubs_fml 0

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

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smokeyou 0

Well...yeah. That's bad.

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Y_U_19029 0

lol you have a way with words(;

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alpinestarsss 0
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Well? Did you get them off?

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larzipanz 0

*sigh*

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Bubs_fml 0

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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No but they did!

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Xinxinix 0

Hey! You have the exact technique that I do to get women!!

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Daysgoby 0
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I bet she did get a tip for flashing her junk afterwards to fix the mistake

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jujuburd 0

did they take u up on the offer?

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Xman146 0
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I gotta know. What happened after?

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PurpleSpaghetti 0

yea im curious too

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blouuu_fml 0
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lol, nothing that can't be fixed with some explanation. I know I would've laughed!

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dickinabox 0
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I HOPE THEY LET YOU GET THEM OFF AND WERE NOT UNGRATEFUL TO YOUR PROPOSAL.

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