By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 792
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imaginaryvoice 18

That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.

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imaginaryvoice 18

That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

And, shortly afterwards, your biological fist broke her biological face.

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cbr600_fml 0

next time u see her punch her in the face I would

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iicyfreshhXD 0

oh your mom is nice OP :]

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missmurderx 8

this reminds me of tonights episode of the secret life of the American teenager! ahh, who saw it?! xD

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Gabaloka 0

Owned by bio mommy. nuff said.

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ohthebloodygore 16

hah that's hilarious Sorry op, this is why she didn't raise you:) Be glad

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Gabaloka 0

oh, btw, you deserve it for being adopted. for those who will start hating after this comment, go watch Ray William Johnson first, kay? thx

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missmurderx 8

I bet op did. now watch as I debunk it, like ghost adventures. O: scandalous.

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MagneticPineappl 0

If you're going to insult someone, do it right. Don't try to justify your trolling. Just troll.

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Giorgio272 2

aw sorry babe your real mom is a crack *****.

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LightningLadyy 0

25- you're retarded.

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kfrizzle2 4

Thats why you steal her keys and call it even. Unless the keys are to someone elses car that she stole and dumped at the bottom of a lake after a night of drinking heavily and partying hard. =]

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acruzmn 0

ray owns and yeah he/she deserved it

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robotdancer 0

At least you know that your life was better without her in it. Imagine if she had raised you.

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YourEvilHero 12

ray William johnson sucks. yourevilheroz are better

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hales1919 3

#10 I like your tat

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maxrider 0

haha!! I love Ray William Johnson!

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RedPillSucks 31

She likes your tat and she cannot lie, those other sisters can deny, but when a guy walks by with a tit in his tat she gets wet he's gonna be her favorite pet

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dancingxthexmoon 0

79- haha, same! :D though it's weird how he calls his viewers 'forum'. does anyone watch mychonny? he is a awesome Asian :)

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thepeople2 0

There's a message here - be glad you didn't have to spend your entire childhood with this woman.

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KrystalCaliyah 0

haha 6 ilove it

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myschyveus 0

hey!! don't be stingy, sharing is caring!

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Gabaloka 0

41- i was not trolling, which is exactly why i explained myself afterwards. i was only making a joke for RWJ viewers. so shut up.

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DiscountDJ25 0

Pfft...Chhc...BAHAHAHA! *snort* AhHaHa! *wheeze* 80 FTW.

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powermad80 2

sounds like an episode of Everybody Hates Chris.

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crimsongetsu 0

u deaerv it fur having a biological mother!! 16 there's nooo way....

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tanjoodo 3

THAT IS THE BEST FML EVAR!!!

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luckymay 0

#25 your ugly go hide. :)

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underaegis 0

she's dead... that's a good thing right? couse it is! how I wish one of my family died. not in a bad way of course but I think I've nailed down depression by death but I have to test it and not show signs of greif

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_princess61522_ 0

awww that's so terribly sad, I'm sorry

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underaegis 0

sorry his fault for having a wallet! I use a pouch cliped on to my belt, or those loops a belt would normally go through.

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kfrizzle2 4

You so cute #3 You make smiles appear on my face. =]

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lickmyjock 0

too bad you don't look half good as her huh?

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kfrizzle2 4

Too bad im not phased by your attempt at an insult.

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justsayfuck 5

Agree! At least now you know you're better of without her :)

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linebacker42 0

dude that sucks, I have it bad to, my dad left me at age 9 for my uncles wife, his sister in law.....parents suck sometimes

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waterynuggets 0

They getcha coming and they getcha going!

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tycoon96 0

I know this sounds mean but that's friggin hilarious XD.

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DncrHap 9

wow. "nice to meet you, son. nice, fat wallet you got there."

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DncrHap 9

and by "son" i mean "daughter." obviously.

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flotar 0

well op, you found her once, I'm pretty sure you'll find her again... it'll probably take you another 20 years... in the meantime, fyl for trusting someone you just met.

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