Today, I'm so sexually frustrated that I started to fantasize about men other than my husband. The problem is I'm my recently disabled husband's carer, and the man I'm fantasizing about is the one who his ex-wife cheated on him with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband is a cuck. After explaining that I'm not exactly satisfied in the bedroom, we were thinking of ideas to spice things up. I suggested buying a few toys he could use on me. He immediately got mad, because he wanted me to find other men to screw instead. FML
Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, no matter who I try to date, all I can do is think about them having sex with another man. Watching them being taken by someone else over and over again. I don’t know when this started or why it continues, but the thoughts continue to plague my mind regardless of how much I try to suppress it. FML
Today, we’ve been unable to have sex for months due to my boyfriend’s health issues. I would never EVER cheat on him; however my unconscious mind has other ideas. I’ve dreamt of kinky sex with everyone from the maintenance man to gettin' freaky with detective Stabler. I’m so horny I’m gonna burst. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML
Today, my thoughts are filled with fantasies of pleasuring my boss under his desk, to the point where it distracts me from job duties. I take a break and wank at work, and then I return to my normal way of thinking and how much I love my wife and how happy I am. Lust really can blind someone to what is important. FML
Today, I found out that my husband hasn't wanted sex because he's been fucking the feminine gay guy he works with. I could divorce him, but I like not getting constantly bothered for sex, and I don't want to deal with the stress of divorce. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hold on. I'm going to need to draw a graph to figure this one the **** out. Do you have any red yarn and push pins?
Grizz8831 14
I feel like the advice for most relationship problems is to talk about it. If he is no longer to do certain things you need, then maybe talk about a problem solver on the the side. but either way, talk and figure things out before jumping to the worst.
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RichardPencil 32
Hold on. I'm going to need to draw a graph to figure this one the **** out. Do you have any red yarn and push pins?
Anderling 33
I don’t think there are any winners in this situation. I’m so sorry.
Grizz8831 14
I feel like the advice for most relationship problems is to talk about it. If he is no longer to do certain things you need, then maybe talk about a problem solver on the the side. but either way, talk and figure things out before jumping to the worst.
poopface82 25
History repeating itself once again, first as tragedy and second as farce.
tiptoppc 21
Oh god, as a male with a back injury with a previous failed marriage from my ex wife using it as an excuse to cheat on me, holy crap am I familiar with this! I’m sorry to hear this scenario. I understand it’s fantasy, but that’s what it is. PLEASE don’t turn it into reality like me ex did. Getting PTSD from this scenario turning real has ****** me up in more ways than one. That said, please communicate with your hubby about the fact you are having these, and listen to him if you ask to propose solutions. Depending on the disability, you both may have to be open about different ways of having sex, or using longer foreplay to help achieve ****** easier. Just whatever you do, don’t throw insults, or say “because you are injured, I can’t have sex” or anything like that. Trust me, the guy knows, and probably feels just as horrible about not being able to meet the needs. This sounds as well couples counseling might help open lines of communication, but chances are, your husband feels horrible as it is very depressing to know you can’t perform an essential function. My current wife still deals with this, but we do somewhat try to find new things or ways we can both be happy. Ours has been hindered so much still that trying for kids is difficult as well