Love: Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone,...

TriangularBanana 6 May 2016, 21:45 Cypress, United States

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

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Shortround 30 September 2012, 12:56 Wheaton, United States

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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thanksmom 20 July 2010, 00:23 United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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Anonymous 19 August 2014, 00:23 United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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gunnerdog 27 August 2013, 00:22 Galveston, United States

Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML

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Annoyed 11 May 2016, 01:23 Panama City Beach, United States

Today, one of my students stole my wallet. I teach kindergarten. FML

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whaaaaat111 9 March 2013, 12:04 Vienna, United States

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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KiloLima01 8 January 2009, 03:59 Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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tannerrosetx_1 6 April 2015, 11:44 Irving, United States

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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seththing 22 May 2016, 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Chedder 26 June 2009, 23:36 United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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BloodyBrilliant 15

7 May 2016, 15:42

Sounds like a marriage material.

trucker2 33

7 May 2016, 15:39

Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

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Comments (47)

TheSaiyanQueen 8

8 May 2016, 03:50

Well, they always say that love is blind.

jdizz16 16

8 May 2016, 04:44

Plot twist, OP needed a heart transplant

oasis359 13

8 May 2016, 05:51

Go to her, tell her how you feel. Love always finds a way.

Zanquis 22

8 May 2016, 07:11

Think on the brightside, you don't have to ask for her number, just call your own phone. Andfor the rest, she has your adress and keys now you just go home and wait for her to move in with you.