she is raising savages in there

You should steal his juice box so he knows how it feels.

Dude, there was a million things you could've done. Could've made a joke, Could've been all serious about the theft. Instead you commented about an FML that isn't the topic just because you wanted people to know your opinion. Which is almost contradictory to your statement because you said it didn't matter his opinion because it doesn't change anything.

oh my god shut up the comments are closed to avoid any political BS like this.

You didn't HAVE to post anything. You CHOSE to and it was a bad move from your part. The comments were closed for a reason; let it go.

He missed the FML. Just read it so I got it :P

Nope, just south Florida

We're talking about a wallet here, not a brightly colored delicious candy bar.

9, when I was in the first grade, I stole stickers out of a teacher's desk. I knew it was wrong, and I knew going through other people's personal property was wrong. While you're right about their brains and moral compasses not being fully developed, kids that age know stealing is wrong (unless their parents never taught them it was or never punished them for theft in the past). And while they do have poor impulse control, I doubt the wallet was in plain sight—most teachers keep their personal items in cupboards, cabinets, or their desk. That means the kid most likely had to open drawers and search for it, so it wasn't an impulse, either. This kid needs real consequences to his actions or this will become repeat behavior.

Because five year olds can't open drawers or cupboards?

oh my god. go message a FML staffer or something. stop derailing this FML like the other dude who got deleted tried to do.