Love: Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We...

By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Dannnn - 10/06/2021 10:59

Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

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Thursday 25 June 2009 3:03

How do you know you didn't just forget it on the bus? :P

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 7:32

oh this comment confuses me.

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alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:49

Lulz at #13

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 7:32

oh this comment confuses me.

SulfurPlague 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:18

lolwut? o.o

kaylee777 0

Monday 5 December 2011 15:45

Troll

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Saturday 28 February 2009 10:57

Why don't people who USE CAP LOCK because they can't read the page just press ctrl + scroll to zoom in the page?

CJMeloni 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:31

No offense but after only 4 hours of talking this is posted under love? Sounds more like you wanted a one nighter, no wonder she laughed when you called.

xNephilim 18

Thursday 25 November 2010 3:22

He didn't call. She didn't laugh. They were on the same bus, talked, said goodbye and hugged. During which she stole his phone. No calling, no laughing mentioned. Also, I would've posted it under love, too, because it's about as close as you can get to a fitting subject...