Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
Pleonasm 36
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
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Comments (100)
JMichael 26
Sorry you happened to be the lucky target OP. Hopefully she got her wish.
TheLadyOpal 30
Someone like that doesn't deserve to get what they want. I think she should be OP's personal slave for a week.
karlcolt45 19
you're her special someone!
TXFernwoods 26
She's a bag if dicks.
SailorMoon921 7
Punch her back with a bat
dachayke 16
What school do you go to where you're allowed to bring bats inside?
turdoblast 21
you should have suspended her off the side of a building
XIceBlueX 21
Some people are idiots..I just hope your school doesn't have the zero tolerance policy mine did. You'd be getting suspended right along with them, even though you did nothing.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
This is why we can't have nice things
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This is why suspension/expulsion isn't always an idea form of punishment. Kids look at the scenarios as a vacation from school, a place they don't want to be. So really, it's a day or two of freedom. They should put students like that in ISS (in-school suspension) to really teach them a lesson, not send them home to do what they want (which I'm sure they will considering most parents don't care these days, or they'd be at work and the kid would have total control over the house).
awilliams44 9
what kind of person wants to get suspended
brandoneyez1 25
I think she likes you. Don't girls usually punch boys they like?
Slawter16 24
OP is a girl too, though. I'm pretty sure girls punching girls they like isn't a thing.
xerbrus 14
it could be 44 super butch and super femme
TallMist 32
#44 Except in the cases of lesbians and/or bisexuals.