Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
Pleonasm 35
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
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Comments (100)
worldclassrager 39
Roll with the punches OP...just hope you don't get a black eye out of them...
Dthsapprntc 23
She wants to get suspended? She could have just asked.I have some 2 inch steel tube and wire rope laying around. I'm sure I can put something up to suspend her. Am I thinking to literally?
cricketsins 36
How silly. There are a number of other ways to get suspended that don't involve punching faces and possible time in juvenile detection.
miketopgunmike1 25
juvenile detection??
horneyhic 15
Yea it's like inspector gadget or spy kids
dachayke 16
Why would anyone vote YDI?
Sports_guy3 28
Cause they're the person who punched OP in the face.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
A lot of people must've punched OP in the face...
aire101 16
Because they're trolls.
Nolimit2217 32
Free chance to whoop someone's ass!
buttcramp 21
that blows.
ffffffffck 13
Ask her out to make it up to you, fall in love, tell your kids how you met, live the greatest silly romance of all times.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
CATFIGHT!!!
shanannygians07 28
Did you cry, or punch her back?
PainOfDemise 11
You should ask her out on a date after that to make up for it.
xerbrus 14
way to assume OPs sexuality and gender