Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
Pleonasm 36
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
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Comments (100)
cathrope 10
I had a girl do that to me, well she pushed me onto the floor for she wanted to use the vending machine, and she got suspended and kicked out of her house. High school, fun times.
safaeita 32
that's so mean of her, aren't they other ways to get suspended ???
whodat32 4
OMAN that sucks
sdroze1389 31
out of all the possible people to punch, regardless of how stupid the reason, she picked you. 1. you're an easy target then FYL or 2. you're an asshole and no one would mind except the school then YDI I went YDI cause honestly who does that unprovoked
askullnamedbilly 33
Or the girl just didn't give a shit and picked a random person out of the crowd. I mean, do you seriously think someone who actually WANTS to be suspended has a logical reason for their choice of victim?
Ghost_Kaulitz 16
Darling,I'm sorry that she punched you.That shouldn't have happened.I hope you're okay.Next time try punching her back...?
shank39 12
punch her back and join her.
cjlerch 29
Ouch, that sucks. I've had the same type of thing happen to me, but instead it was a kid demonstrating his karate skills. Hopefully karma comes back to bite her in the ass, in the form of either an expulsion or a hungry dog.
TopHatNinja68 6
U should have asked for a kiss on the check to keep Ur face red
Xotoolyxo 16
She should have at least bought you lunch first ;p
kmartFTW 12
Love hurts buddy. She probably just had a crush on you lol!
xerbrus 14
OP IS A GIRL you people assume too much
TallMist 32
#78 You are assuming neither of the two girls are into girls. You assume too much.