Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
Pleonasm 35
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
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Comments (100)
thefastnfuryass 14
Time to learn mma and then next time you'll be able to return the favor with a vengeance :)
thewomen 8
Sounds like you were at the wrong place at the wrong time
rs7797 9
did you punch the **** back ?
catsie_fml 14
Great first impression!
hate69 9
It's simple don't let your face get in the way of her fist check were your at next time maybe it won't happen agin and best advise stay really far away from her if she comes to we're your at walk away really fast like you have something to do
gabagabaheyu 10
did you beat her ass?
_nintenbro 5
too bad she didn't want to get laid.
xerbrus 14
at that point I'd be in love. that fiery spunk is awesome
DanielleinDC 33
You should see if your parents will press charges against her so she realizes that there are far worse consequences than suspension if she assaults someone.
Dswank620 18
In my school, you would've gotten suspended too just for beeing punched in the face...