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Where the porn mags & handcuffs from your Moms personal stash? Kind of disturbing.

I can imagine the explanation now 'Wait don't leave they are my mom's mags n cuffs!' lmao

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Who wants a gf cuz I'm available

did you really just say that? if ur serious ur pathetic.

That sucks, but mostly you deserve it for saying "maths" if you're living in the US.

LOL #22...I second that

22 and 23, refer to comment number 5 below.

Did you get your freak on?

kofinater 3

if he did it wouldn't be a fml anymore, now would it?

why would your mom think that's funny...

it is funny... Just sayin.. =]

^This. Your mom is evil.

how bout y did the mom even have these things

your mom is so cool. bet shes a milf too

gtdriver. nice dfs. lol

well at least you don't have to worry about you mom getting you in trouble for watching porn?

maybe she wants to get the three-way on or that was 4 her and ur lady friend (or ur dad)

Because she has this thing called 'sense of humour' I think that's bloody hilarious. However, why would OP's mother have porn magazines and handcuffs >_<

Haha well I think it's funny

its cool offer to get ur mom a drink and put eyedrops in it. thatll teach her.

Yes let's put his mother in a coma for a prank

is that wut eyedrops can do?

noo it just gives u diarhea

Is that sarcasm?

A maths test, eh? At least it wasn't a sciences test or an Englishs test.

That's how they spell it everywhere except America. Who's a prick now?

Still you, mordion.

He wasn't a prick until asking 'who's a prick now?' You need to learn to roll with Knibbsy, and if he's wrong just go 'Ahhh, what's he like!' :)

mordion, your point is irrelevant because OP is from the US. So its seems likes you'res stills the pricks.

I'm not a prick, I'm an ass. The subtle difference is that my original statement was correct. :D

The fact that he said "maths" is a pretty reliable indication that he isn't *from* the US, even if he lives here now.

Um, no it's not.

Maths is infact correct. Look it up why don't you? I use it all the time and so does my family from England.

you know, you could have a sciences test, if it was an overall test. and Englishs would become Englishes, #5

Well the whole term is actually mathematics, you would'nt say mathematic now would you.

Oooh, a maths debate. Can I join in? *fapfapfap*

1.75, 3.5, 5.25 only if you know what the 52nd term would be :)

yes maths... as in short for mathematics... you'll notice both are plural so maths is actually more grammatically correct than math singular.. don't be such a smartass

You're wrong. we are shortening mathematics to math(ematics). so it would not be math(ematic)s. That would be stupid.

thank you for clearing that up, I didn't know that. mom:="win"

retard, in the uk maths means mathematics because mathematics is plural. so technically Americans are the people pronouncing it wrong. asshole

silly uk peasants, no wonder the British empire has crumbled away

go suck a chode mordion

:o MAZCAR is it 91?

Except op apparently lives in the United States.

Where the porn mags & handcuffs from your Moms personal stash? Kind of disturbing.

I can imagine the explanation now 'Wait don't leave they are my mom's mags n cuffs!' lmao

That would be hilarious! xD @ OP, You're mom is hilarious although it sucks for you. None-the-lesssssss. HILARIOUS :L

I bet his mom had it all figured out. Once you'll laugh.

You should have told her that was for later, *wink* and then throw the mags @ ur mom

Your mother did this?!? What the hell goes on at your house? I'm not saying your mother should not have a sex life, but does she not know what a boundary is?

I bought my mom porn and cuffs for her and her boyfriend...what of it...

omg that is cold but fuking hilarious god damn your moms a bitch woulda been great if the girl was into that kinda thing tho

Are you SURE you wanted to teach her maths?