By wtf_fml_0609 - 01/11/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 533
You deserved it 26 008

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well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

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buy a pack of adult diapers on your way there. problem solved.

I love hot wings. I can see why you couldn't resist it.

welll you prob wasted 5 mins writing this fml, hurry the hell up diarhea boy

Having a sensitive stomach sucks.

well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

exactly what I was thinking.

do a Power Shit

spirit bomb <_<

Take a Rennie?

Diaper time.

Or time to buy some medicine which stops things from moving

That's gonna stop it in ten minutes, it sure will!

It hurts just thinking about it!!! Aghhhhhh!!! No seriously, I don't know what to say...

he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

it's a she...

#7, one deserves anything that's foreseeable and you don't prevent it from happening.

Just call in sick next time. :3

Life doesn't work exactly that way in the executive world. You can do it but it won't leave a positive impression on partners and clients.

Hot wings are the best. Until they come out the other end and you have to wipe your ass with a fire extinguisher.

awesome comment

Concerning the meeting, you could just wing it.

Lol I get it.