Work: Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company...

By wtf_fml_0609 - 01/11/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

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By phonesnshit - 29/05/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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By Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2019 16:00

Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML

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dantheman123 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:52

well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

MizzHearts 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:00

he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

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Unbeatable 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:48

haha

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:15

buy a pack of adult diapers on your way there. problem solved.

Thin_Ice_fml 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:35

I love hot wings. I can see why you couldn't resist it.

humzizzl3 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:58

welll you prob wasted 5 mins writing this fml, hurry the hell up diarhea boy

RacistPancake 6

Monday 19 September 2011 14:27

Having a sensitive stomach sucks.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Monday 1 November 2010 22:50

ahahahahahah

dantheman123 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:52

well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

Sportsfan86 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:56

exactly what I was thinking.

BakNBitz 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:57

do a Power Shit

BigZadii 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:06

spirit bomb <_<

justsayfuck 5

Monday 1 November 2010 22:53

Take a Rennie?

FYLDeep 25

Monday 1 November 2010 22:55

Diaper time.

eternalsunlight 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:28

Or time to buy some medicine which stops things from moving

JBChristian 47

Thursday 1 September 2016 17:46

That's gonna stop it in ten minutes, it sure will!

Justforlolz 14

Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

It hurts just thinking about it!!! Aghhhhhh!!! No seriously, I don't know what to say...

MizzHearts 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:00

he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

talb1 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:00

it's a she...

JBChristian 47

Thursday 1 September 2016 17:44

#7, one deserves anything that's foreseeable and you don't prevent it from happening.

machiko_fml 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:06

Just call in sick next time. :3

JBChristian 47

Thursday 1 September 2016 17:48

Life doesn't work exactly that way in the executive world. You can do it but it won't leave a positive impression on partners and clients.

mattman1994 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:08

Hot wings are the best. Until they come out the other end and you have to wipe your ass with a fire extinguisher.

sirbrainiac 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:49

awesome comment

Action_Bastard 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:29

lmao win^[1000]

Fortuitous 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:11

Concerning the meeting, you could just wing it.

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:04

Lol I get it.

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