By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

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Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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arexis 6

You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL

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arexis 6

You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL

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porcupineattack1 5

Or just tell her it is mildly inappopriate to do anything naked in the point of view of the front door.

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muzy 23

I can't seem to shake the feeling that she does this on a regular basis.

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102Percent 5

Imagine the guys thinking "If this is momma bear..." Ew.

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

who the **** blow dries their hair at the top of the stairs?

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subwaysurfers 13

If she was a MILF, I suppose they did. Although that would be a problem since the OP likes one of the guys.

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l23VIVE 17

Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me? I am in love with your mom. Because Stacy's mom has got it goin on...

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sens3sfailing 24

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom*

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DaisyPink 6

I'm waiting on some guy to ask if your mom is hot or not.

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tain103 1

Well, if she is hot then I'm sure they did not mind

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HowieDoIt 21

Are you Stacey, by any chance? If so...time to worry

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ironichalibut 24

You guys talking about THAT Stacy's mom? I know she's all I want.

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Steve95401 49

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom.

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seansbro56 10

This time she didnt even have a towel on!!

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ironichalibut 24

44- I see what you did there! I guess it didn't quite fit into the thread right though. You threw off our groove.

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perdix 29

What hair was she drying in that pose?

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then000bster 16

I read the comment and thought... Hmm does she have really long hair? Hippy style length hair? Short hair?.... Then as I start reading the next comment only then does it strike me what you meant >:o

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Sputnikspak 13

A common way of drying longer hair so that it has increased volume is to flip your head over and dry the underneath. I imagine this is what OP is talking about, since that method involves bending over. I have thick hair and do this from time to time if I want crazy volume. Not in the nude, though. I have a very nosy dog. I can only imagine what he'd take upon himself to stick his face into.

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TheAbstract 15

That comment went straight over your head, didn't it?

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perdix 29

#49, that wouldn't be too difficult because if their mind was in the gutter, it's not a great leap to go over their head. :D

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Sputnikspak 13

#49: Oh no, I understood the innuendo implied perfectly well. I just didn't think it was particularly clever.

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perdix 29

#81, in you end, oh! Nice!

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seansbro56 10

Well just hope you look better in comparison

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geocayce 7

And she wasn't in the bathroom or her bedroom because... Why wouldn't you immediately bring your presence to her attention, instead of letting your crush and friend get a prolonged look at her spread until she noticed?

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ByronJess 17

She was probably in shock.

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alliewillie 22

The mom had the hair dryer on and probably couldn't hear anything. FYL OP.

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thewife5 19

14: the bathroom is probably at the top of the stairs. She most likely stood there for a few seconds and it felt like hours.. Poor OP. next time let your mom know you're bringing company home and then remind her a million times. How embarrassing.

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RedPillSucks 31

She was trying to figure out how much to charge

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