By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

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Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL

Did they like it?

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You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL

Or just tell her it is mildly inappopriate to do anything naked in the point of view of the front door.

What hair was she drying...?

I can't seem to shake the feeling that she does this on a regular basis.

Imagine the guys thinking "If this is momma bear..." Ew.

who the fuck blow dries their hair at the top of the stairs?

Did they like it?

If she was a MILF, I suppose they did. Although that would be a problem since the OP likes one of the guys.

Sounds like a "Stacy's Mom" scenario.

Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me? I am in love with your mom. Because Stacy's mom has got it goin on...

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom*

I'm waiting on some guy to ask if your mom is hot or not.

It's a valid question.

I wonder if your friends made eye contact with the brown eye...

Nope just the whispering eye ;)

And did she wink?

One of the eyes winked just not sure which one..

Well hopefully they didn't get the stink eye after said wink ;)

Well, if she is hot then I'm sure they did not mind

I think they will becoming over more often, but saddily not for you

Dear Lord :O Be coming* sadly*

Be cumming*

Are you Stacey, by any chance? If so...time to worry

You guys talking about THAT Stacy's mom? I know she's all I want.

And you've waited for so long?

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom.

This time she didnt even have a towel on!!

44- I see what you did there! I guess it didn't quite fit into the thread right though. You threw off our groove.

What hair was she drying in that pose?

I read the comment and thought... Hmm does she have really long hair? Hippy style length hair? Short hair?.... Then as I start reading the next comment only then does it strike me what you meant >:o

A common way of drying longer hair so that it has increased volume is to flip your head over and dry the underneath. I imagine this is what OP is talking about, since that method involves bending over. I have thick hair and do this from time to time if I want crazy volume. Not in the nude, though. I have a very nosy dog. I can only imagine what he'd take upon himself to stick his face into.

That comment went straight over your head, didn't it?

#49, that wouldn't be too difficult because if their mind was in the gutter, it's not a great leap to go over their head. :D

#49: Oh no, I understood the innuendo implied perfectly well. I just didn't think it was particularly clever.

#81, in you end, oh! Nice!

Well just hope you look better in comparison

And she wasn't in the bathroom or her bedroom because... Why wouldn't you immediately bring your presence to her attention, instead of letting your crush and friend get a prolonged look at her spread until she noticed?

She was probably in shock.

The mom had the hair dryer on and probably couldn't hear anything. FYL OP.

14: the bathroom is probably at the top of the stairs. She most likely stood there for a few seconds and it felt like hours.. Poor OP. next time let your mom know you're bringing company home and then remind her a million times. How embarrassing.

She was trying to figure out how much to charge