By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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"Good dick, who's a good dick?"

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?


"Good dick, who's a good dick?"

Hey penis!!!! Come inside penis!!!

"I don't want you catching a cold, Penis!"

"Where's my little Penis?"

.... We'll call him Beethoven.

Penis! Get off the mailman!

How dare you leave that mess, penis!!

I love my penis,on Sunday nights I sit on the couch and do nothing but pet him

Penis! Stop humping my leg!

Penis looks so cute when he's asleep!

Penis gets excited every time someone comes over

Oh penisss! Where arrree yoouuu...

I used to love my penis... but then I had to put him down. :(

Come penis. Penis, get your ball.

Penis quit drooling all over my girlfriend!!!

hey girls, wanna come over and pet my penis?

"Please excuse the mess Penis left on the carpet, he's not trained yet."

Penis pisses me off sometimes, slobbering everywhere.

Penis play dead!

can somebody help me find my penis? he's a hairly little thing that loves to hump everything that moves.

Does it look awkward when I yell "pussy" at my cats? Just roll with it, you know you love your little Dong, Op.

It's a bad name for a dog anyways.

The comments on this fml are funnier than the actual fml itself.

Hehe little dong. Not mans best friend anymore huh?

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

"Dong" isn't the actual name, but what the name meant. OP was just using it as an example.

Thank you. I was going to say the same thing.

Wow people need to brush up on their reading comprehension..

This is getting upvotes? Wow....

I think she was actually yelling poutsos, or something like that 'dong' was just her translating it to English.

Now you know what the creepy people who show up at your doorstep want...

They want his dong... :D

Your name identifies you dre.

That would be funny just hearing someone scream for penis everyday. It would make it that much funnier if you're a guy.

In otherwords middle school all over again?

Middle school!? Maybe in high school but most people don't get the dong until high school

There was a 6th grader here who openly admitted to sex alot..

No 46, the classic dare in middle school is to yell "PENIS!!" as loud as you can without getting caught.

Lets be honest. Someone yelling penis without realizing it would make any aged man laugh a little.

You mean the penis game? Each person yell penis and at each turn you get louder.

Oh my bad ahah. I prefer playing the bomb game on airplanes...

I feel like that game would get you shot and sent to some hole in midle of desert to rot..

#52 - yes, because no teen/preteen has ever lied about their sexual experiences to seem more mature, cool, etc

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"Dong" isn't the name.

That would be weird for them.. They just hear you yelling PENIS! PENIS!

If OP was a guy, I'd say that they're just yanking her 3rd leg about the dog's name.

OP didn't know what was wrong, Until he found his dog's name was Dong. That was the problem all along. This is the end of my song.

If that was a concert I'd throw you my thong.

Haven't been on it for long.

but it reeks pretty strong

That stuff makes you go ape crazy, like King Kong

Sort of like a mong?

More like Cheech and Chong.

I'd say she's too far gone.

Let me hit my gong!

This whole thread is just wrong wrong, wrong!

Let's play ping pong!

This just keeps going back and forth like pong

This thread is going for far too long

Although this comes in the form of two-prong time to finish the thread nice and strong

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Im curious as to how you named your dog

Dings his cat, and if ding isn't his cat. He's definitely doing it wrong