By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

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bigtaytay 13

Penis! Get off the mailman!

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klovemachine 24

How dare you leave that mess, penis!!

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TML329 14

I love my penis,on Sunday nights I sit on the couch and do nothing but pet him

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TML329 14

Penis gets excited every time someone comes over

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B_CeouL 12

Oh penisss! Where arrree yoouuu...

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Jdummer32 5

I used to love my penis... but then I had to put him down. :(

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BlueFlatts 20

Come penis. Penis, get your ball.

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tsent8 15

Penis quit drooling all over my girlfriend!!!

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isallwaysme 27

hey girls, wanna come over and pet my penis?

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brittanyrmh_ 12

"Please excuse the mess Penis left on the carpet, he's not trained yet."

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agentx52 13

Penis pisses me off sometimes, slobbering everywhere.

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sens3sfailing 24

can somebody help me find my penis? he's a hairly little thing that loves to hump everything that moves.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Does it look awkward when I yell "pussy" at my cats? Just roll with it, you know you love your little Dong, Op.

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gamercanadian 11

The comments on this fml are funnier than the actual fml itself.

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tsent8 15

Hehe little dong. Not mans best friend anymore huh?

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

stolencookie 17

"Dong" isn't the actual name, but what the name meant. OP was just using it as an example.

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Puckfan21 2

Thank you. I was going to say the same thing.

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Airman1988 9

Wow people need to brush up on their reading comprehension..

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murphdarkly 13

I think she was actually yelling poutsos, or something like that 'dong' was just her translating it to English.

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dre9889 4

Now you know what the creepy people who show up at your doorstep want...

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ICastillo 24

That would be funny just hearing someone scream for penis everyday. It would make it that much funnier if you're a guy.

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lilhellian 26

In otherwords middle school all over again?

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grafeety 9

Middle school!? Maybe in high school but most people don't get the dong until high school

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lilhellian 26

There was a 6th grader here who openly admitted to sex alot..

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gc327072 30

No 46, the classic dare in middle school is to yell "PENIS!!" as loud as you can without getting caught.

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smartman136 8

Lets be honest. Someone yelling penis without realizing it would make any aged man laugh a little.

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yousuck44 11

You mean the penis game? Each person yell penis and at each turn you get louder.

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grafeety 9

Oh my bad ahah. I prefer playing the bomb game on airplanes...

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lilhellian 26

I feel like that game would get you shot and sent to some hole in midle of desert to rot..

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kofeinisti 6

#52 - yes, because no teen/preteen has ever lied about their sexual experiences to seem more mature, cool, etc

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robo_thunder 13

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CharresBarkrey 15

"Dong" isn't the name.

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The_Tool1 13

That would be weird for them.. They just hear you yelling PENIS! PENIS!

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Steve95401 49

If OP was a guy, I'd say that they're just yanking her 3rd leg about the dog's name.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

OP didn't know what was wrong, Until he found his dog's name was Dong. That was the problem all along. This is the end of my song.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

If that was a concert I'd throw you my thong.

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Werken247 14

but it reeks pretty strong

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

That stuff makes you go ape crazy, like King Kong

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klovemachine 24

Let me hit my gong!

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lukep135 6

This whole thread is just wrong wrong, wrong!

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B_CeouL 12

This just keeps going back and forth like pong

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jellycorn 13

This thread is going for far too long

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BryanThaMan 14

Although this comes in the form of two-prong time to finish the thread nice and strong

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DynamicDave 11

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Dings his cat, and if ding isn't his cat. He's definitely doing it wrong

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