Hey penis!!!! Come inside penis!!!

"I don't want you catching a cold, Penis!"

"Where's my little Penis?"

.... We'll call him Beethoven.

Penis! Get off the mailman!

How dare you leave that mess, penis!!

I love my penis,on Sunday nights I sit on the couch and do nothing but pet him

Penis! Stop humping my leg!

Penis looks so cute when he's asleep!

Penis gets excited every time someone comes over

Oh penisss! Where arrree yoouuu...

I used to love my penis... but then I had to put him down. :(

Come penis. Penis, get your ball.

Penis quit drooling all over my girlfriend!!!

hey girls, wanna come over and pet my penis?

"Please excuse the mess Penis left on the carpet, he's not trained yet."

Penis pisses me off sometimes, slobbering everywhere.

Penis play dead!

can somebody help me find my penis? he's a hairly little thing that loves to hump everything that moves.

It's a bad name for a dog anyways.

The comments on this fml are funnier than the actual fml itself.

Hehe little dong. Not mans best friend anymore huh?

"Dong" isn't the actual name, but what the name meant. OP was just using it as an example.

Thank you. I was going to say the same thing.

Wow people need to brush up on their reading comprehension..

This is getting upvotes? Wow....

I think she was actually yelling poutsos, or something like that 'dong' was just her translating it to English.

They want his dong... :D

Your name identifies you dre.

In otherwords middle school all over again?

Middle school!? Maybe in high school but most people don't get the dong until high school

There was a 6th grader here who openly admitted to sex alot..

No 46, the classic dare in middle school is to yell "PENIS!!" as loud as you can without getting caught.

Lets be honest. Someone yelling penis without realizing it would make any aged man laugh a little.

You mean the penis game? Each person yell penis and at each turn you get louder.

Oh my bad ahah. I prefer playing the bomb game on airplanes...

I feel like that game would get you shot and sent to some hole in midle of desert to rot..

#52 - yes, because no teen/preteen has ever lied about their sexual experiences to seem more mature, cool, etc

"Dong" isn't the name.

If OP was a guy, I'd say that they're just yanking her 3rd leg about the dog's name.

If that was a concert I'd throw you my thong.

Haven't been on it for long.

but it reeks pretty strong

That stuff makes you go ape crazy, like King Kong

Sort of like a mong?

More like Cheech and Chong.

I'd say she's too far gone.

Let me hit my gong!

This whole thread is just wrong wrong, wrong!

Let's play ping pong!

This just keeps going back and forth like pong

This thread is going for far too long

Although this comes in the form of two-prong time to finish the thread nice and strong

Dings his cat, and if ding isn't his cat. He's definitely doing it wrong