Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
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Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
Tag, you're it.
alex_the_tiger 14
Block her
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Comments (57)
maalmawr 12
Guess I'm just going to block her!
JayGatsby 25
Have you or your friend talked to her about it?
maalmawr 12
Honestly, we don't know her at all. She got our numbers from her sisters boyfriend who is my friend.
JayGatsby 25
Oh okay then yeah, it's a good thing you blocked her
DaniealThePope 18
Tell her you vote for trump. It's the biggest turn off ever
CaptMacLeod 45
I ended up with a girlfriend in a similar fashion. My friend was throwing a party, and asked me if I could "distract" this girl who was really into him. I made a total ass of myself, but got her number! Maybe see about getting together and sitting down to talk about things. Some people have a lot to say, even if it's about nothing important. Maybe asking her in person to slow down on the texting might help too.
soulreaper12296 28
Just block her. Most of the time you can do it from your phone now.
DeadxManxWalking 27
about what? it's nice to have a friend to talk to.
Mathalamus 25
if it happened to me, i would be quite wary of blocking her. there's probably a reason why she is doing that. maybe she is simply lonely, and have no real idea how to feel good alone, without human company? i was like that. until i discovered a more passive method. but that's just me. not wanting mistakes to be made from rash actions taken without due consideration for the other side.
HeartYou101 31
That's all well and good, but texting nonstop makes you look like a desperate hussy, not to mention extremely annoying and it makes you seem crazy. There's ways of making friends or finding a boyfriend/girlfriend without constantly texting the person and plaguing them. Also, if the OP doesn't want someone to have his number or doesn't to talk to someone on his mobile, he's well within his right to block whoever he wants on it.
Mathalamus 25
well, i got no idea then, as i haven't discovered a way to get new friends without talking on a regular basis. ill need a few more years for that. but, yeah, he has a right to block her i guess.
Dale_shackleford 13
Talking on a regular basis == spamming people until they respond.
Redmond64 16
Tell her you're not interested like a man
MallowMistress 13
Beware, that's how I got my ex.
Sir_Cow 17
I can take the burden... Please.
freddygasman 18
if she wants someone to talk to, the fml community can help. give us her number and she'll wish she never learned to text. >:)
angiee_baybee 15
Now you have to find a friend for her to bother.