Money: Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she... - FML

By anonymous - 02/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Westminster

Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 16:00

Today, my older sister dragged us to a restaurant that charged us $80 a piece for 8 mouthfuls of food. She does this all the time. When our youngest sister defended her, it removed all doubt that our parents still pay her bills. FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/04/2012 18:49 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By Anon - 10/10/2011 15:24 - Canada

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By Username - 16/09/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

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Remember the promise you made

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 02:00

Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:29

She's a mcdick.

abbyade 21

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:42

I cannot stand greedy siblings. So not a good trait to have. I hope you get your money back. Buy her something worth a dollar. Now she will have no excuse not to pay you back!

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extrasnipes 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:29

She's a mcdick.

Chloe555_fml 27

Saturday 2 April 2016 21:59

That was mcgreat!

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 22:49

Mcfail...

UserError94 18

Sunday 3 April 2016 0:11

Did they bring the mcdick back?! Fantastic news!

Xenolythic 14

Sunday 3 April 2016 2:56

I didn't know they took it off

Chloe555_fml 27

Monday 4 April 2016 1:26

#20 Don't mcCare, I still think it's funny.

Nieios 5

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:32

hey man, McDonald's is the shit, gotta be worth something

joanikens 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 21:03

Dollar menu=$1

NeonVines 6

Saturday 2 April 2016 23:53

McDonald's aint worth shit if your owed more than a dollar

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 3 April 2016 4:47

McDonald's gives me the *****. Does that count?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:33

How much we talking? $2 or $100?

jerryj 27

Sunday 10 April 2016 17:25

Probably less than $1. Considering the sister's reaction, it would make the most cents.

T_Seg_101 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:36

Well, I guess you never getting that money back!! Siblings are the worst that way...

UserError94 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:36

**** yea! I'm gonna go by Uncle Sam a mcdouble. Screw you taxes!

kttnfsh 11

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:38

She'll learn her lesson when you stop lending her money.

abbyade 21

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:42

I cannot stand greedy siblings. So not a good trait to have. I hope you get your money back. Buy her something worth a dollar. Now she will have no excuse not to pay you back!

Mama4ddk 15

Saturday 2 April 2016 21:52

Right! Every birthday every Christmas every holiday that involves exchanging gifts, give her exactly one gift certificate to the dollar menu. Eventually she'll get the hint.

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:51

Give her a dollar and tell her to pay you back.

citrusglass 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 23:32

How creative.

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:51

I see why you have a chip on your shoulder.

meatmaeta 21

Saturday 2 April 2016 20:52

Never mix business with personal...

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