Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
Tag, you're it.
alex_the_tiger 14
Block her
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Comments (57)
hoosiergirl94 31
They have this cool new thing on phones where you can block numbers
8dhollis 7
You see there is A block Button
angryo5trich 13
You're a good friend
KawaiiLettuce 13
Is it me :P
Etweens96 25
Block her number
KendraLaine 18
Granted she's going about things the wrong way but you could ignore her (she'll eventually lose interest) or tell her you aren't interested. If that doesn't solve anything then do what everyone else is saying and block her.
vb68_fml 28
Ask a friend and pass her on...
nwwaverider 14
The fastest way to get a woman to stop texting you is get really clingy.. ask her where she is and why she doesn't respond fast enough as soon as you do that she'll delete your number works every time..
sailorarctic 22
blacklist the number
DaniealThePope 18
Just say your voting for trump and go on about how much you love and fantasise about him. If she doesn't go then, then your screwed.